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So i was at church today
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| BTG |
sitting in my pew, chillin, singin mah favorite church song (it really was... "dance dance where ever you may be...i am the lord of the dance said he...'' i'm not gay..its just so bad you enjoy singing it.) and this woman starts to cough and moan....i went from arroused to completly terrified within 2 seconds because the woman sitting beside me starts to go crazy and she's like...dying.
everyone at church notices this, but they continue to sing the song (mind you it is very catchy) and the womans daughter is like "AHLKEWJLEPW???!?!??! CALL AN AMBULANCE" and alli can think about is "hmm..maybe if i help her get to the ambulance when it gets here, i can have a smoke"...
but nobody in the church really did anything but stare...i just moved out of the way and looked anywhere else but there...
anyways, the point of the thread (if there is one) is...have you ever been in a situation like this? like where sombody out of random starts to go crazy and you'rel ike 'oopsie...i'm gonna move over here" |
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| Sunsnail |
| Yeah, I cant recall specific times but that's happened to me before. |
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| SomewhatDamaged |
| quote: | Originally posted by BTG
sitting in my pew, chillin, singin mah favorite church song (it really was... "dance dance where ever you may be...i am the lord of the dance said he...'' i'm not gay..its just so bad you enjoy singing it.) and this woman starts to cough and moan....i went from arroused to completly terrified within 2 seconds because the woman sitting beside me starts to go crazy and she's like...dying.
everyone at church notices this, but they continue to sing the song (mind you it is very catchy) and the womans daughter is like "AHLKEWJLEPW???!?!??! CALL AN AMBULANCE" and alli can think about is "hmm..maybe if i help her get to the ambulance when it gets here, i can have a smoke"...
but nobody in the church really did anything but stare...i just moved out of the way and looked anywhere else but there...
anyways, the point of the thread (if there is one) is...have you ever been in a situation like this? like where sombody out of random starts to go crazy and you'rel ike 'oopsie...i'm gonna move over here" |
I haven't been in a situation like that
But you think someone would do something in a church lol. |
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| MeLLyMeL |
LOL BTG !!!
lol@ arroused to terrified:haha: |
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| THE_Chris |
| Why were you in church? |
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| Zenchowdah |
| quote: | Originally posted by josh4
okay, ill bite.. so did she like die or what? |
you insensitive bastard. god. |
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| BTG |
| no. she was pulled away in the ambulance...fine and dandy. |
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| SomewhatDamaged |
| quote: | Originally posted by BTG
no. she was pulled away in the ambulance...fine and dandy. |
when did someone actually do something besides stare? |
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by SomewhatDamaged
when did someone actually do something besides stare? |
Hey, they were singing! |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by BTG
and the womans daughter is like "AHHELPIMJEWISH???!?!??! CALL AN AMBULANCE" and alli can think about is "hmm..maybe if i help her get to the ambulance when it gets here, i can have a smoke"...
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| SomewhatDamaged |
| quote: | Originally posted by Demoted
Hey, they were singing! |
What if it was your mom, would you keep singing? |
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