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Boobie Monday
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| HardTranceProd |
Ah, Boobie Monday. It's not that far off now, that glorious day when, headinginto work on the bus, or walking to the Tube, or sitting on the train, you find yourself suddenly chirpier than you have been in months.
You find yourself smiling at strangers again. There is a mild involuntary
tumescence in your trousers that comes and goes throughout the morning with the comforting regularity of a heartbeat.
And then you get a text around lunchtime from a mate which says: "At last,
Boobie Monday!" And you instantly understand why you are so happy.
For Boobie Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting
dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of skin.
After months of dull colours and chunky knit, the world's birds suddenly
dive into last summer's wardrobe (they've not had chance to buy this
season's stuff) and chuck it on without a thought. Your urban landscape is
suddenly lightened with acres of naked arm and leg and, after many dark
months of burrowing, breasts rising to the surface like moles at dusk.
Big breasts in white work shirts straining at the buttons. Small breasts
braless in vest tops, the nipples frotted by ribby fabrics. Breasts in
summer dresses bouncing in the distance so that they catch your eye before you even notice there is someone wearing them. Breasts nudging out from the crowd at traffic islands, quivering to cross the road...
And you know it is nearly summer. For previous generations, the arrival of
spring was heralded by the sound of the first cuckoo. For us, it is Boobie Monday.
Not that it always falls on a Monday. Like Easter, Boobie Monday is a moveable feast. Last year it fell on a Friday. Friday 29 April, to be precise, when temperatures maxed out at 22.1C after nothing much above 16C all year. It last fell on a Monday in 2004, when temperatures leapt to 22C on 24 April.
And then, of course, there is Boobie Monday Night. You see, in early summer, temperatures drop off very dramatically when night falls (Boobie Friday 2005 dropped away to a parky 11.8C). But the dollies are not prepared. Slightly stunned by the morning heat, they drag out the summer clothes but forget to bring a cardie (a mistake they will not make again until next year), so that when they're all standing outside All Bar One after work celebrating the arrival of spring, their barely covered nipples have no protection from the cold. It's like a Bring-and-Buy sale where everyone has brought hat pegs.
It's like a prog-rock gig where, instead of lighters, everyone is holding up
nipples. So when will Boobie Monday fall this year? Will you be the first to text your mates with the announcement? Do not shoot your bolt too early.
There will be false starts. You will smell fresh cut grass and see a couple
of early starters and feel compelled to declare Boobie Monday. But your more level-headed friends will tell you to hold your horses, keep your powder dry, don't fire until you see the whites of their bra straps As the poet said: one bold Northern * * * * in a bikini doth not a summer make. |
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| StanVoid |
| what a great day! I can't wait for NYC temperatures to welcome in Boobie Monday! |
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| MeLLyMeL |
it's been boobie monday for a while over here
and lol @ boobie monday |
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| dj_bas |
Oh yeah, it's getting warmer. I go to Long Beach State, plenty of cute beach girls. Hot freshmen girls for everyone!
I gotta tell my friend he'll lol @ this :p |
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| mellow_head |
| Post some nude female pics, bunch of pussies! |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by halexander837
careful dude...
we don't want anyone suspended here  |
we don't? :conf: |
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| trewqy |
| quote: | Originally posted by halexander837
careful dude...
we don't want anyone suspended here |
Your post is soooo negative. Plz delete it! |
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| halexander837 |
| quote: | Originally posted by trewqy
Your post is soooo negative. Plz delete it! |
Done
guess i need to lighten up a bit |
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| suRche |
all the snow here in winnipeg is finally gone.....the sun is out and shining we've been getting like 20c this whole week....its awesome....usually theres still snow or like a massive snow storm that hits us when we're about to see spring.....
i work on the university campus and im luvin the view right now....camesoles and short shorts .... |
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| Yan |
Boobies... Mmmm...
Don't scroll down if you're offended easily.
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| enferno |
| quote: | Originally posted by MeLLyMeL
it's been boobie monday for a while over here
and lol @ boobie monday |
pics or stfu
goes without saying tho . . |
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| halexander837 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Yan
Boobies... Mmmm...
Don't scroll down if you're offended easily
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:haha: :haha: :haha: |
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