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The etiquette of getting up to pee during lecture.
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| DJ RJT |
So I'm in this class right now, and the professor is a nice guy, but kinda has this issue with kids getting up to take bathroom breaks during lecture, so when you've got to go, you kind of have to time it so that he's at the other end of the lecture hall or occupied with some part of lecture, otherwise he will without a doubt stop his lecture, look at you, and make some comment about how you're "not enjoying lecture" or "perhaps have better things to do."
So I waited him out today, waited and waited until I got my perfect opening... It felt like decades, all the while the piss inside of me screaming for release from the constraint of a bladder that was simply at it's limit and begging me to release it from it's torment! I felt like Jack Bauer, torchering my bladder for as long as I could just to get the information I needed!
Finally, the moment comes... and what happens; the kid right next to me takes the opening and is out the door before me. I sit here dumbfounded. I was literally going to stand up as he got up and made for the door, and I didn't know what to do... Do I get up right behind him and hope the professor assumes it's a coincidence or doesn't notice? Surely if he sees both of us leave, he'll make some snappy analysis regarding ourleaving the class... Am I ed?
And then, I realized it's 4/20, I'm probably just high and overanalyzing things, and I should just stop being a fairy and go.
:clown:
Anyone else ever have to strategically plan their "breaks" from class? |
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| LieberDJ |
| you need to stop smoking marujana if this is a big issue for you, think about the decisisions you will be making when you get married and have kids and your wife wants to leave you and so forth |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by LieberDJ
you need to stop smoking marujana if this is a big issue for you, think about the decisisions you will be making when you get married and have kids and your wife wants to leave you and so forth |
It was a joke.
c0r isn't exactly super entertaining today. |
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| lücid |
| piss on your professor, just like Ygrene poops on his wife. |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by LieberDJ
you need to stop smoking marujana if this is a big issue for you, think about the decisisions you will be making when you get married and have kids and your wife wants to leave you and so forth |
his wife will probably be just as stoned as he is...
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| Slylee |
| haha i dare you to get up and walk over to his desk and piss on it. that would be so random and funny if you did that. i wonder what everyone would do... |
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| Jansa |
| Dude, think about the comment he's gonna make when you piss your pants during the lecture. :toothless |
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| LieberDJ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
haha i dare you to get up and walk over to his desk and piss on it. that would be so random and funny if you did that. i wonder what everyone would do... |
how old are you 6? |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by LieberDJ
how old are you 6? |
Who are you, where did you come from, and why are you still here? |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
It was a joke.
c0r isn't exactly super entertaining today. |
call my cell after class so i can go out for a break... :cool: i'm goin crazy tryin' to entertain myself. work is too damn slow! |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by LieberDJ
how old are you 6? |
i'm 24. and i'm also cooler, funnier, and better looking than you are. |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
call my cell after class so i can go out for a break... :cool: i'm goin crazy tryin' to entertain myself. work is too damn slow! |
Aye, aye Capt'n!
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