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tom cruise to eat placenta after birth (pg. 2)
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| FallingMoon |
| quote: | Originally posted by Clovis86
+1
Why doesn't he eat his child's first dump, I'm sure it should have some nutritious value of some kind according to scientology. |
I lol'd
:haha: :haha:
but for real wtf is that?! what does he get out of that? does he even know WTF a placenta is? |
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| Omega_Blue |
that settles it. tom cruise is the antichrist. repent, everyone |
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| Omega_Blue |
thanks, wikipedia |
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| Ygrene |
This guy has given me an idea for a new business.
Have you ever met anyone that just needed a slap to the face? Maybe the guy who cut you off on the freeway or the lady in the supermarket who is mistreating her child? Well, just give me a ring-a-ding-ding and I'll be straight on my way!
For $25 I'll tell your idiot WHY they're getting slapped in the face and then I'll promptly slap them in the face, using a dusty old batting glove.
Furthermore, my associate (accepting applications now) will photograph the entire process and we will subsequently post pictars on our intarweb homepage, www.bitchyougotslapped.com.
Tom Cruise will be slappee #1. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| One of my nursing professors buried her placenta under a tree in her back yard. It's called "twinning". Some new age mystical mumbo jumbo bull, I forget the reasoning behind it. |
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| XoxidE |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
This guy has given me an idea for a new business.
Have you ever met anyone that just needed a slap to the face? Maybe the guy who cut you off on the freeway or the lady in the supermarket who is mistreating her child? Well, just give me a ring-a-ding-ding and I'll be straight on my way!
For $25 I'll tell your idiot WHY they're getting slapped in the face and then I'll promptly slap them in the face, using a dusty old batting glove.
Furthermore, my associate (accepting applications now) will photograph the entire process and we will subsequently post pictars on our intarweb homepage, www.bitchyougotslapped.com.
Tom Cruise will be slappee #1. |
*gives u $25*
slap yourself. |
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| Clovis86 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
This guy has given me an idea for a new business.
Have you ever met anyone that just needed a slap to the face? Maybe the guy who cut you off on the freeway or the lady in the supermarket who is mistreating her child? Well, just give me a ring-a-ding-ding and I'll be straight on my way!
For $25 I'll tell your idiot WHY they're getting slapped in the face and then I'll promptly slap them in the face, using a dusty old batting glove.
Furthermore, my associate (accepting applications now) will photograph the entire process and we will subsequently post pictars on our intarweb homepage, www.bitchyougotslapped.com.
Tom Cruise will be slappee #1. |
Dude, hire me. Thats ing awesome.
YGRENE RULES! |
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| D-res |
| in tabloids have to turn his jokes into reality everytime he opens his mouth dont they. he was KIDDING people.. jesus god |
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| THE_Chris |
| I rememeber years ago I kept guinea pigs. They mated constantly and whenever they gave birth, it was natural for them to eat the placenta. |
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| bidor |
| quote: | Originally posted by D-res
in tabloids have to turn his jokes into reality everytime he opens his mouth dont they. he was KIDDING people.. jesus god |
did you spoke to him on the phone?:gsmile: |
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