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I quit my job today.
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| Omega_Blue |
So I got a new job offer starting at $21.. I filled out an app this january, took a psych test about a month ago, and have a drug analysis/physical this monday. So today at work.. i told my boss that i got the job, and then i just.. stopped... working. it was great.
then my boss, who applied there also, started talking . "DUDE you're gonna fail your drug test, you're gonna be back here in a week, i have more experience than you, blah blah blah i'm gonna start there soon too" in bull like that. "are you punched out yet? are you leaving yet?" NO MOTHER****** I'M SAYING GOODBYE TO ALL MY ING WORK-FRIENDS JESUS CHRIST.
anyone else have to deal with like this? |
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| Boomer187 |
| nope, just don't have a job and things will work out. |
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| Ygrene |
Step 1:
Take box that I sent your Reese's in.
Step 2:
Turd in box.
Step 3:
Remove my return address from box.
Step 4:
Put Arcadia's return address on box.
Step 5:
Mail box to ex-boss.
Step 6:
PWN. |
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| ZeJayMan |
| in a box is so 90's |
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| igottaknow |
1. buy a premium six pack of imported beer.
2. drink them.
3. urinate into the empty beer bottles.
4. recap them and give to your boss as a going away gift to patch things up.
:disbelief |
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| ZeJayMan |
Ideas for the future, I like it.
"You fellas been doing a bit of boozing, have you? Suckin back on grandpa's old cough medicine? "
Man, i love that movie |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by ZeJayMan
Ideas for the future, I like it.
"You fellas been doing a bit of boozing, have you? Suckin back on grandpa's old cough medicine? "
Man, i love that movie |
dumb and dumber rules |
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| ZeJayMan |
| It will remain the funniest movie ever for all eternity. |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by ZeJayMan
It will remain the funniest movie ever for all eternity. |
Yes! |
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| grooviebeats |
| wow ... you better not fail that test or you are fubar |
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| ZeJayMan |
Lloyd: The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
Harry: That's a special feeling, Lloyd.
It honestly does not get any better than that, seriously, 5 or 6 friends, some good beer and watching dumb and dumber, you will never come closer to wetting your pants. |
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