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guster
whoever was playing music between chris mills' and ben folds' set at the concert at my uni played this song at that time.. it's hilarious..

soo.. enjoy.

God Will You Up


Oh sinner, do not stray
From the straight and narrow way,
For the Lord is surely watching what you do.
If you approach the devil's den,
Turn around, don't enter in,
Lest the hand of the almighty fall on you.

He'll you up (he'll you up),
Yes, God will you up.
If you dare to disobey his stern command.
He'll you up (he'll you up),
Don't you know he'll you up.
So you better do some prayin' while you can.

Long ago, a man named Lot
Had a wife he thought was hot,
But she could not stop her black and sinful ways.
You know, it was her own damned fault
When God turned that bitch to salt.
That's the way He used to work back in those days.

He ed 'em up (he ed 'em up).
He really ed 'em up.
When the people went and turned their backs on him,
He can you up (he'll you up).
No , He'll you up,
Just like He ed the people up back then.

I used to have a friend named Ray
Who walked that evil way,
He cursed and drank and broke his neighbor's fence,
You know, Ray was full aware,
That some sheep were over there,
And he knew them in the biblical sense.

God ed him up (He ed him up).
He went and ed Ray up,
Went and paid him back for all his wicked sins,
He ed him up (He ed him up).
ed that boy completely up.
Now he's married to a Presbyterian.
washout
god came down to sentence me to hell and i shat in his mouth and stabbed him in his ear and said " off u little slut."
i win.
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