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Bad day anyone? - eat **** cause mine was worse.....
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| colonelcrisp |
sat night
pack up mycar to go home for the summer, top up my fluids, forget to put rad cap back on
go out for my buddies bachelor party, get drunk at quebec strip club, forget all about rad cap
sunday morning
woke up at 10 am, headache told me to go back to bed. finally leave the house at about noon
at about 130, while on hwy 401 just east of brockville. head gasket blows, rad fluid everywhere. car is ed
so im lying on my trunk thinking about how much this sucks, and this young good looking girl pulls in behind me and asks me if i need any help. so im like jackpot, i can get a lift into town, possibly get a new headgasket.... and , she is hott to boot.
as i approach her car, i knowtice a jesus fish on the trunk, but hey it could be her parents.... then i open the passenger door, bible on the seat, bumper sticker on teh dash reads "jesus loves you yes he does" and there are rosary beads hanging from the rearview mirror.... SON OF A BITCH.... i found the jesus freak..... so as we drive into town, she is telling me the story of how she has been "saved" and bla bla bla.... im contemplating jumping out the window....
get into brockville, cdn tire is closed, no parts for me. i then realized that i have now locked my keys in my ed up car. she drops me back off on the side of the higway and i call for a tow truck. guy shows up, lets me in, and i check my engine to see how bad it is. head is cracked and the gasket is ed. as my car is 17 yrs old. the car is a write off. so i get the guy to tow me into brockville. o and it took the guy like 3 hours to find my car on the highway..... what a moron.
so i call my dad. he is 6 hours away. my buddy calls me and tells me his cousin is on the way to the place im at so i can at least have some beer, watch the hockey games and eat some food while i wait.
its now midnite, i have to work at 6:30 am back in st thomas, my dad just rolls in. we go to my car unload all my hsit into his car, strip my car down of all identifiable markings, and anything worth anything. and we leave my baby on blocks, with no vin plates, no liscence plates and no paperwork to rot in the brockville cdn tire parking lot. i take a few pictures.... i loved that car.
now comes the long process of driving home. hit st thomas (my hometown) at 5:50 am. no time for a nap, or shower. changed packed a lunch and drove into the plant. first day of work, i havent slept in 24 hours, im still wearing the clothes i had a the strip club so i smell like cigars, cologne and cheap hooker perfume.
my boss decides to put me in charge of a repair campaign, so on top of my fatigue, im now dealing with union s......
after 10 hours of this bull (two union guys filed grievences against me for moving cars, one guy ran a car into a building, twice.... the union rep tore a strip out of me on several occasions... i politely told him to go himeslf, i got yelled at for that too...) i am now falling asleep standing up. i go home. and get yelled at by my mom for leaving my all over the place. i kindly tell her that i had 10 mins to move everything inside at 6 am, and i pass out infront of the tv.... |
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| Demoted |
| In Africa, they have no lights. |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Demoted
In Africa, they have AIDS. |
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ted Promo
In Africa, they have U2. |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Demoted
In Africa, they have Cape Town. |
Guess it's not in the U.K. after all! How do you like that? |
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| Yan |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
| quote: | Originally posted by Demoted
In Africa, they have AIDS... muppets.
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ted Promo
In Africa, they have a country named Djbouti heh... booty. |
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| DJ RJT |
:eek:
Is that really an AIDS muppet? |
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by Yan
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AIDS muppets own, especially if they're wearing Addidaidsssss. My bad jokes just get worse and worse, like this guy's day, and Africa. |
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| Ko/Lute |
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ko/Lute
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Heh. |
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| Protege |
| This thread is disturbing |
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