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Girlspreak Translated to English!!
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| Fir3start3r |
:disbelief
She says English
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We need I want
It's your decision The correct decision should be
obvious by now
Do what you want You'll pay for this later
We need to talk I need to complain
Sure...go ahead I don't want you to.
I'm not upset Of course I'm upset, you moron.
You're...so manly You need a shave and you sweat
a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight. Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not I have PMS.
overreacting!
Be romantic, turn out the lights. I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient. I want a new house.
I want new curtains and carpeting, furniture, wallpaper...
Hang the picture there No, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? I'm going to ask for something
expensive.
How much do you love me? I did something today you're
really not going to like...
I'll be ready in a minute. Kick off your shoes and find a
good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? [Too late, your dead.]
Yes No
No No
Maybe No
I'm sorry. You'll be sorry.
Do you like this recipe? It's easy to fix, so you'd
better get get used to it.
I'm not yelling! Yes I am yelling because I
think this is important.
In answer to the question "What's wrong?"
The same old thing. Nothing.
Nothing. Everything.
Everything. My PMS is acting up.
Nothing, really. It's just that you're such a jerk.
I don't want to talk about it. Go away, I'm still building up
evidence against you.
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| Frenchina |
uh.
I don't know if I am just being bias as a women , but I don't agree with 90% of what it says, although it was funny to read and I did lol...I ...no.. not true. |
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| VERTiG0 |
| Hahah, a lot of it is pretty true. |
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| Nikitha |
I'll have to admit i'm guilty for some of these.. not a lot of them.. but def some...
buts lets be honest.. guys can do the same thing.. it might not be the exact same.. but things like:
I'm not upset Of course I'm upset, you moron.
and pretty much all the " Answers to the question : Whats wrong?"
guys do that as well...because i've been on the recieving end of those ones..so you can't say its just girls...
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| Frenchina |
| quote: | | guys do that as well...because i've been on the recieving end of those ones..so you can't say its just girls |
Agreed.
If this was written by a man.....
He obviously didn't have a women that just spoke up, and just said what she was feeling as we as thinking instead of just saying " nothing " when yes, something was wrong, or . . if she really means " No I dont want you to go" she shouldnt say " Sure, go ahead"...
OR
Most of the time ( in my case anyway) we say those things, and actually mean what we say. Most of the time there isn't a " she says this, but actually means that" |
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| neuromancer |
| hahaha funny but true lol |
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| infinity HiGH |
| font too small; didn't read |
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| Mako |
| quote: | Originally posted by infinity HiGH
font too small; didn't read |
My eyes ffs :whip:
I can't find teh funneh...literally. Too small :eyespop: :eyespop: |
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| Fir3start3r |
fixed...
btw...don't use < font size = 12 > lol :p
...woah... :crazy: |
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| VERTiG0 |
| Hold ctrl and move the scrollwheel on your mouse, gentlemen. |
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| bluE_Neon |
| Women...love them', hate them', but I can't live without them! |
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| Spyder |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fir3start3r
:disbelief
She says English
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In answer to the question "What's wrong?"
The same old thing. Nothing.
Nothing. Everything.
Everything. My PMS is acting up.
Nothing, really. It's just that you're such a jerk.
I don't want to talk about it. Go away, I'm still building up
evidence against you. [/size]
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i agree with those ones |
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