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| Nemesis44 |
Just thought I would compile a small list of things that I have seen in reviews of lesser nights, unknown DJs and generally a list of things to avoid putting on your flyers....
Intelligent dance music = Up it's own arse self indulgent crap that only the producers/DJ will actually enjoy.
Ground Breaking = Been done before by 1000's of DJs.
Ahead of it's time = So ing weird it will never catch on.
Experimental = Trying to be different in the most cliche way possible.
New Age = New age anything just means that the people who think they are trendy have discovered something that's been underground for a few years.
Alternative = Alternative to what?
A sublte blend of DnB, Trance and Postmodern Techno = We know all about music and actually play House.
Up and coming on the local scene = Never heard of them before and in about 1 month you will probably never hear them again.
A synical look at the world of promoting by Nem...
Cheers
Nem |
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| ô§§|E |
cynical nem, very cynical ;)
If ur gonna be writing a book ur gonna need a proof reader it looks like
:p
was a good laugh, thanks |
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| Nemesis44 |
Thankfully there are things like spell check so I will hopefully be ok.
Nem is actually dyslexic (No joke) so one tries ones best. ;) he he
Cheers
Nem |
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| ô§§|E |
hahaha ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh damnnnnnnnn, it's always me saying the worst things unknowingly :(
sorry Nem :confused: |
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| Mr.Mystery |
Hot release! I will be playing this in the future for sure! = Meh, I'll play it once and then it will never be heard of again.
This guy always produces quality stuff! = I have no idea who this person is.
This guy always produces quality stuff! = I got paid to promote him.
This guy always produces quality stuff! = He's actually my best friend.
Best unreleased tracks now available for the first time! = Nobody wanted to release this before but we're out of money and ideas.
This guy ALWAYS blows the roof off at a club = Seriously, have you EVER seen people not having a good time no matter how bad the DJ is? |
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| Nemesis44 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
This guy ALWAYS blows the roof off at a club = Seriously, have you EVER seen people not having a good time no matter how bad the DJ is? |
Actually yes but this must be the exception rather than the rule.
Not mentioning any names but there was a resident at one of the clubs I frequent who got booed off the decks early December a few years ago.
I saw the same DJ single handedly empty a dancefloor and then the club when he was warming up for Joy Kitikonti. He was dropping classics like Strangeworld pre midnight. We closed early that night and I never got to play.
But yes, providing the DJ isn't that bad then most times you don't see people having a bad time.
Spot in with the others man!
Cheers
Nem |
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| Allied Nations |
| Honesty is the best policy, but always in a positive way. |
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| Zild |
| BWAHAHA I've seen ALL of those before. So true! |
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| Timski |
| Dyslexics of the world untie!!! |
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