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The Metric System (pg. 7)
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| Slylee |
| 3 guys i dated seriously were tall and skinny and were all hung like horses. and also, i've seen tall thin guys in those basketball shorts or sweatpants (like at the gym or something) and their packages looked huge. :stongue: |
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| philliez |
im tall, and have a nice large dick, but im not skinny. im not a fatass either though. weight doesnt have anything to do with it. if i were to go eat my ass off my dick wouldnt shrink
edit: im black though, so i dunno if it makes a difference |
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| UWM |
One of my gay friends last weekend told me I was hung. I was like "Excuse me?" and he told me he could tell through my pants. I'm like "Uhh thanks I think?"
That was a really awkward moment. |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by philliez
im tall, and have a nice large dick, but im not skinny. im not a fatass either though. weight doesnt have anything to do with it. if i were to go eat my ass off my dick wouldnt shrink
edit: im black though, so i dunno if it makes a difference |
haha that reminds me of a funny joke. hope you dont take offense if you really are black, but it's too funny not to post.
anyway...3 third graders are out at recess. one kid is a jew, one is italian, and the other kid is black.
so the jew kid is like, "hey, let's compare penis size, i'll go first"
so they agree, and the jew kid whips his out. the italian kid looks at it and goes, "pshh, that's nothin, look at mine". he whips his out and it's much bigger.
so then they look at the black kid and say, "ok your turn" and he whips it out.
the 2 other kids go, "WOW! yours is huge!" it is by far the biggest.
so later on that night, the black kid is at the dinner table with his mother and she says, "how was school today honey?" and the black kid says, "oh it was alright. my friends and i compared penis sizes today at school, and i had the biggest one. my friends said it's because i'm black"
and his mother says, "no dear....it's because you're 23"
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by philliez
weight doesnt have anything to do with it. |
sure it does... if you've got a fat belly, your dick will appear much smaller. the bottom of your dick starts from your pelvis so if you're fatty in that area, only part of your dick will be protruding from your body. if you're skinny and you've got no fat in that area, your dick will look big because there's nothing to get in the way. |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
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:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| kr00t0n |
| quote: | Originally posted by PaperBag831
it all has to do with their foot size |
Seems to be a popular theory, most of my female mates agree with it. |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by philliez
im tall, and have a nice large dick, but im not skinny. im not a fatass either though. weight doesnt have anything to do with it. if i were to go eat my ass off my dick wouldnt shrink
edit: im black though, so i dunno if it makes a difference |
the argument is based on genetic pre-disposition. if you are genetically tall and skinny...you probably are well endowed.
if you are genetically short and fat...you got a small wang... |
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| grooviebeats |
| i heard that is you bend your middle finger back as far as it can go (dont use your other hand) that from that point to the tip of your middle finger is how long it is. Not sure how true this.....im at work cant test so....... cor test??? |
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| StanVoid |
| quote: | Originally posted by grooviebeats
i heard that is you bend your middle finger back as far as it can go (dont use your other hand) that from that point to the tip of your middle finger is how long it is. Not sure how true this.....im at work cant test so....... cor test??? |
the distance from the tip of your middle finger to your middle finger? wtf are you talking about. |
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| grooviebeats |
| quote: | Originally posted by StanVoid
the distance from the tip of your middle finger to your middle finger? wtf are you talking about. |
sorry ... bend your middle finger back or forward rather and middle finger alone and touch the palm of your hand. from the point where the tip of your finger meets your palm to the tip of your middle finger extended is how long it is... again not sure if true. |
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