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The church is a bunch of assclowns. (pg. 3)
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| DJ Cinos |
| quote: | Originally posted by PaperBag831
same with synagogues. i dropped out of mine cause the rabbi was a dick.
but the church sucks worse |
Let's not compare different brands of apples here. It's all about your taste. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
How do you know who the "last" pope is? |
He will take the name of the first pope. |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
He will take the name of the first pope. |
Wow... there really has only been one Pope Peter... I did not know that.
^^I wish that said "The Moral Hazard You Know" |
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| DigitalPhoenix |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
How do you know who the "last" pope is? |
I dont.
But seriously, there is some ed up prophecy outhere that
names the last pope and then "supposedly", the catholic church
will open up a can of worms, and it will dismember.
I'm not making this up, if I can find it, I will post it. |
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| jdat |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
How do you know who the "last" pope is? |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
How do you know who the "last" pope is? |
I forget which church or chapel it is in, but in the Vatican there is this church where all the popes portraits have been painted.
There are no more spots to paint the popes ( or maybe 1 or 2 left I forget ).
It's all speculation as there are no scriptures or anything that proves it will be the end of time when there will be the last pope but a lot of people think the fact it won't be possible to paint him will mean it's the end. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix
I dont.
But seriously, there is some ed up prophecy outhere that
names the last pope and then "supposedly", the catholic church
will open up a can of worms, and it will dismember.
I'm not making this up, if I can find it, I will post it. |
It's in the Revelation of John.... or Book of Revalations depending on what version of the new testiment you have. I cannot recall the chaper and verse. |
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| DJ RJT |
| Now I really wanna see the DaVinci code for some reason... must be in the mood for some anti-catholic conspiracy theories! |
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| RapidFire |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
It's in the Revelation of John.... or Book of Revalations depending on what version of the new testiment you have. I cannot recall the chaper and verse. |
[shameless fanboy plug] listen to Depeche Mode - John The Revelator [/shameless fanboy plug] |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
Now I really wanna see the DaVinci code for some reason... must be in the mood for some anti-catholic conspiracy theories! |
Anti-Vatican... Catholicism and the Vatican Holy See are two different things... the first is a religion the second is an administrative body. All non-orthodox christian sects are catholic... the Roman Catholic sect is controled by the Vatican Holy See.
FYI, the believe which the book is based on (that Jesus had children) was embraced by the some of the early churchs. |
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| placebo |
why does church have to start at like 8 in the morning on a SUNDAY, it's like, christ, you've been out sinning on saturday, at least let me get some god damn sleep.
jesus. |
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| jdat |
| quote: | Originally posted by placebo
why does church have to start at like 8 in the morning on a SUNDAY, it's like, christ, you've been out sinning on saturday, at least let me get some god damn sleep.
jesus. |
8 ... I find that hard to believe!
More like 9.30 or 10 ... and I'm sure there's later services too! |
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| placebo |
| quote: | Originally posted by jdat
8 ... I find that hard to believe!
More like 9.30 or 10 ... and I'm sure there's later services too! |
still too early
church needs to start at like 4 pm
id prob go then
and if i EVER did go to church, it would be a mormon church, HOT women, my friend is mormon (dum dum dum dum)
but seriously, if you take away their abstinence ring, they gotta sleep with you! (i forgot who posted that) |
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