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babies can be put on the payroll...almost as soon as they're born.
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| AlphaStarred |
The text reads:
Make your children work their keep
"After the birth of a child there's always the temptation to say 'Yes, it's cute, but what can it do?' Until recently the answer was simply 'lie there and cry.' But now babies can be put on the payroll, so to speak, almost as soon as they're born.
Just dress your young one in Baby Mops and set him or her down on any hard wood or tile floor that needs cleaning. You may at first need to get things started by calling to the infant from across the room, but pretty soon they'll be doing it all by themselves.
There's no child exploitation involved. The kid is doing what he does best anyway: crawling. But with Baby Mops he's also learning responsibility and a healthy work ethic." |
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| KilldaDJ |
so crack out a kid and buy the baby mop thing and u got an automatic floor buffer
very nice. shame i got carpet on my floor and no girlfriend |
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| AlphaStarred |
| quote: | Originally posted by KilldaDJ
shame i got carpet on my floor and no girlfriend |
you can always adopt a kid and put him on tables and cabinets to clean the dust off. also the hair in the bath tub if you forgot to wash it down.. |
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| KilldaDJ |
| but the child would just crawl off the surface and fall to the ground? |
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| AlphaStarred |
| doing a thorough job sometetimes requires extreme perseverence at all costs. it's a gamble, i guess. Or, we may say God willed it.. |
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