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It's Monday... (pg. 31)
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| preppie chick |
| quote: | Originally posted by Abercrombie
feel better? |
YES! |
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| sticky_shoes |
| quote: | Originally posted by Abercrombie
feel better? |
:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
40 minutes and counting :D
nice photochop AJ ;) |
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| dallastar |
HOLY FUK A DOODLES!
i am a poached peice of salmon and I want my head space back! LOL!
DAllas |
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| Tordan |
got this email today...
THIRTY LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE ON MONDAY.
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
6.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
10.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
11.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy,
why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
13.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
14.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
15.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
16.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
17.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
18.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
19.. Procrastinate Now!
20.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
21.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
22.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
23.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
24.They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.
25..He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead
26..A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up
three thousand times the memory.
27..Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime
c ommitment for a pig.
28.. The trouble with life is there's no background! music.
29.. The original point and click interface was a Smith and
Wesson.
30.. I smile! because ! I don't know what the hell is going on. |
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| dallastar |
| quote: | Originally posted by Tordan
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30.. I smile! because ! I don't know what the hell is going on. |
I have this down pat! |
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| Abercrombie |
| quote: | Originally posted by sticky_shoes
:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
40 minutes and counting :D
nice photochop AJ ;) |
Thank you Jacquie. Email has been down at the office for 1/3 of the users in this building, and I am one of them, so I had a few minutes. I got tons of emails, and I could not respond to any of them. |
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| Irishaddict |
| quote: | Originally posted by Tordan
20.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
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At Mac the engineers used to hand out McDonald's applications on the arts quad... s. |
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| Abercrombie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Irishaddict
At Mac the engineers used to hand out McDonald's applications on the arts quad... s. |
comedy gold! |
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| slingshot |
| wait a minute....was there a marriage by chance on sunday to account for all of the hangovers? |
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| Frenchie |
Well this day went as fast as molassas goiong backwards.
-If one more person mentions Prison Break to me on MSN i'm going to freak out.
| quote: | Originally posted by King Luis
frenchie: nice avatar. :D |
Thank ya!:gsmile: |
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| dallastar |
| quote: | Originally posted by slingshot
wait a minute....was there a marriage by chance on sunday to account for all of the hangovers? |
YEPPERS!
:gsmile: ;) :) :p :clown: :eyes: :stongue: :thepirate :disbelief :eyespop: :tongue3 :happy2: :haha: :crazy: :tongue2 :toocool: |
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