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| StanVoid |
I just went into the bathroom at work to take a wiss, and my boss was at one of the urinals already doing his business. We humbly greet one another, real discreet - bathroom style, just a simple "hey man" nothing fancy, and I proceed to use one of the unoccupied urinals. Then, as I'm finishing up, I feel it ... a small dose of gas struggling to break out of my rectum. But my boss is still right there! I really try to tighten up down there and hold the fart in as as hard as I can ... but you know how it is when you're taking a piss at the same time, you're all relaxed and it's impossible to fight the urge. So boom ... after he finishes and makes his way to the washing sink, I blow one out right at him when he walks by me. I was so embarassed, but I finished my task with no interruption, and neither of us uttered a word.
So my question is, in his mind, what do you guys think he thought to himself? He's a really cool boss in general, and we've eve gotten drunk together before. But do you think he was understanding of this whole thing? Or will he remember this forever, laughing secretely everytime he sees me, and probably never giving me a pay raise? |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by StanVoid
and probably never giving me a pay raise? |
Ya thats what it means. :wtf: |
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| DarkAngel |
| Thx, I needed that. :haha: |
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| Omega_Blue |
| that's awesome. he was probably cracking up on the inside. |
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| take5 |
| u should've said excuse me or sorry or whatever, probably would make things little better but thats messed up man farting on ur boss :haha: |
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| placebo |
| that's when you go ", what was in the those weed brownies" |
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| Omega_Blue |
should've blamed it on...
-the geese, you know how loud and squawk-y they can get.
-the ductwork, you know how loud the AC can get.
-the other guy on the toilet
-your boss |
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| bogartgreens |
eh, better in the bathroom than at your desk :stongue:
and nothing is as bad as having a coworker try and start a casual chat while they're standin at the urinal belchin and fartin away (while pissin i may add), and you're attemptin to drop a deuce in the stall behind him... :nervous: :wtf: |
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| StanVoid |
i just hope that he understands - like all men should - that these things aren't really planned and are hard to control ...
given that, I doubt he actually holds this against me or thinks i farted on him on purpose! :nervous: |
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| grooviebeats |
| ok now that was funny! Who cares...you act like he dont fart. You are in a bathroom and that is what you do there. If your boss goes there to take a dump/piss you really think he is wondering if he rips one loose if someone will say something. Answer: no he does not. He dont waste his time wondering crap like that and that is why he is the boss and you im sorry to say will never be the boss. Ok all kidding aside... dont worry about it. |
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| KilldaDJ |
| well at least u didnt urself when u farted. |
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| Yan |
| Start packing and searching for a new job. |
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