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I R ninja!
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| RapidFire |
so here I am, posting on TA in my dark, isolated room when all of a sudden I get this tingly feeling. a sixth sense if you will. I turn around and one big mofo of a spider is climbing his way down (hes shoulder level to me). son of a bitch thinks he can air assault my ass.
I spring up out of my chair, turn the lights on, grab my trusty puma shoe and turn on the bullet time. I dive into the air and launch the shoe at him. I suspect him of munching on me while Ive been sleeping for a good week now. seems hes been hiding on the inside of my ceiling lamp.
R.I.P
ps. dont worry PETA, I gave him a proper burial. paper towel, toilet flush, the works. |
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| ZeJayMan |
| Spiders love that kind of thing... |
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| RapidFire |
| quote: | Originally posted by ZeJayMan
Spiders love that kind of thing... |
I can only pray that, in his next life, he'll think twice before he sets up base in my room
but until we meet again..spiderhaXed |
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| KilldaDJ |
rapidfire - 1
spider - nil |
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| adi26 |
| You lost your chance of being Spiderman. |
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| Tak Dub Bam |
| quote: | Originally posted by adi26
You lost your chance of being Spiderman. |
But Spinderella's prolly available since salt n pepa don't do too much these days.. :stongue: |
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| Demoted |
| Ninjas butt their prey. You did none of this. |
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| Yan |
| It was looking for clicking bugs. |
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