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Dear PKC (pg. 2)
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| MiSSyM |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
Pkthee didnt know you were such a poet
just thought you were a munted hobbit
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| Philby |
haha nice work
cop that renegade, we are all getting action except you :p |
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| Simon00 |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
your tax dollars hard at work people. oh yes, its one busy day
there was a producer named dave
to gay men he'd quite frequently wave
\"i pretend to hate guys,
but really thats lies
its and balls i secretly crave\"
a nerdy dj called phil
in tathi's mum he's occasionally spill
\"i know she's a slut
but she takes huge in the butt!
and then theres no need for the pill\"
there was a young hottie called vi
on her boyfriend she liked to pee
the piss turned him on
his grew quite long
then he made the bitch clean up
there was a young raver called kel
who's cvnt has an unfortunate smell
despite what she tried
its smelt like something had died
and crawled its way into her well
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Happy as a tax payer to pay you for this level of creativity.
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| Renegade |
There was a young poet called Paul
Who posts here from work, you'll recall
He thinks everyone's gay,
But I'd have to say,
That he loves the most of all.
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| alex_cooke |
What? Did someone say cock?
AC -x0x- |
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| Philby |
| quote: | Originally posted by alex_cooke
What? Did someone say cock?
AC -x0x- |
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| sezzy |
there once was a young lad named g
who thought he was more educated than me
he thought it was tough,
being jaded is rough,
then said "tek is better you see?" |
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| sezzy |
a canadian deportee
got lost in the atlantic sea
tried ridiculously to spin
he didn't quite fit in
go back to canada, far away from me! |
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| Philby |
| quote: | Originally posted by sezzy
a canadian deportee
got lost in the atlantic sea
tried ridiculously to spin
he didn't quite fit in
go back to canada, far away from me! |
ooooh.... heh |
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| carnagefairy |
| quote: | Originally posted by alex_cooke
What? Did someone say cock?
AC -x0x- |
Hehehe. I love you mate =] Such value. |
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| tathi |
PKC those poems are all class :p
much love sezzysuperbitch :D
here is scotts poem about tonydanza (he can't post on ta because of internet work filter)
there once was an arab named grunt,
who would find western tourists to hunt,
one day there were none,
so he sat in the sun,
and dined on his arab mothers khant. |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by tathi
there once was an arab named grunt,
who would find western tourists to hunt,
one day there were none,
so he sat in the sun,
and dined on his arab mothers khant. |
that is hands down the best poem yet :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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