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Worst shower experiance ever! (Besides showering with 40 dudes in bootcamp)
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| gwrmarines |
So i go into the head plop a seat on the throne and drop a deuce. Clean wipe = :)
I start the shower as usual luke warm and i hop in. My lower body starts to burn and i scream "OH ". I hurry up and point the nozzle down so the water isnt touching me. At this point i have small blisters from the waist down.
I have to get the water cooler unless i don't want any skin. You know when Bugs Bunny is getting into a hot bowl for rabbit soup? Yeah thats what i was doing to get to the knob. I keep turning it to the C which i assume is cold but yet it gets hotter and i back up think WTF.:wtf: I speed back in there and turn it down even more, it gets cool enough so i can do my buisness.
After about 1 min mabey less it gets artic cold and i have a small seizure. When the convolsions stop i move forward out of the water and collect my thoughts. At this point im pissed i don't know what the hells going on, so i heat it up some more and everythings fine atm, ATM. As I'm cleansing myself i forgot i had a little sunburn on my sides and i scrub away. It felt like i took an SOS pad and was scrubbing in that spot for an hour! I stop, clench every muscle in my body and again, collect my thoughts. This time with teary eyes.
I get done and start to dry off again, forgetting i had sunburn and rub away with my towel. I'm pissed at this point i throw my towel down and start yelling. OOHHH yeah i forgot to add that the shower is like 500psi which nearly tears the skin off already, which i like but not with sunburn...
Gahh, anyone else have bad shower experiences? |
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| Yan |
| I felt pain reading that. :( |
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| Marc Summers |
I can honestly say I have never had a bad shower experience. besides the occasional "shampoo-in-the-eyes"
Oh and clean wipe FTW!  |
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| tubularbills |
gotta say, the only shower experience like that i've ever had the was the 40 dude thing at field training.
other than that, just the occasional burn - but nothing to cause blistering. |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by josh4
i think the showering with 40 dudes story would be more interesting |
it's not. |
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| DjConfessions |
| one time when i was way way younger I fell asleep in the bathtub and when I woke up the water was yellow. |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by josh4
what do you guys do if one of the dudes gets an erection |
i never bothered to look to see if anyone was getting one.
and i never felt a slight *poke* while waiting in line either. |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by josh4
theres a line?
what if you look at your feet and notice the water passing by is yellow |
never saw yellow water. regardless of how pressed for time we were, everyone has the decency to use the toilet/urinal.
and yes there was a line. |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by josh4
so you're standing in line, in the buff, with 40 other dudes
what do you talk about |
how much it that placed sucked. and anything else that went on in the day. or how many days we have left. |
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| gwrmarines |
| quote: | Originally posted by josh4
what do you guys do if one of the dudes gets an erection |
Srsly your not in the shower long enough to get one. |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by josh4
anything but sex, gotcha |
well, what do you expect? i mean, honestly? |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by josh4
are your commanding officers in line with you? |
no, they have their own showers in their own buildings. |
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