LaShoniqua: Ah am 125% sure he is mah baby's daddy. (Sobs moronically) LOOK AT THE EYES!! THEY HAVE THE SAME EYES MAURY!
Maury: Why do you think he refuses to admit he's the father?
LaShoniqua: (Eyes suddenly bug out, angry) Because he do wanna be ah man, he don'wan' da reszponzibility!
He needs to step up and be a man, and take care of his child!! KNOWUTIMSAYIN?!
Drey: I think LaShoniqua is a hoe. She sleep wit everyone. Dey call her da town bike, everyone be gettin a ride (laughs a little, crowd boos)
Maury: When it comes to 4-month-old Naziqua, Drey, you are NOT the father.
Drey: wut bitch! wut! wut! i dun told you dat! wut!
LaShoniqua: (Leaps up from chair, runs off stage crying)
Drey: *breakdances*
Zeiter
quote:
Originally posted by medinaM5
LaShoniqua: Ah am 125% sure he is mah baby's daddy. (Sobs moronically) LOOK AT THE EYES!! THEY HAVE THE SAME EYES MAURY!
Maury: Why do you think he refuses to admit he's the father?
LaShoniqua: (Eyes suddenly bug out, angry) Because he do wanna be ah man, he don'wan' da reszponzibility!
He needs to step up and be a man, and take care of his child!! KNOWUTIMSAYIN?!
Drey: I think LaShoniqua is a hoe. She sleep wit everyone. Dey call her da town bike, everyone be gettin a ride (laughs a little, crowd boos)
Maury: When it comes to 4-month-old Naziqua, Drey, you are NOT the father.
Drey: wut bitch! wut! wut! i dun told you dat! wut!
LaShoniqua: (Leaps up from chair, runs off stage crying)
Drey: *breakdances*
ing hoe..
nchs09
im the babies daddy
StanVoid
Ready for action nip it in the butt
Never relaxin, Outkast is everlastin
Not clashing not at all
But see my nigga went and did a lil' actin
Thats for anyone askin give me one pass'em
Drip, Drip, Drop there goes a nerdgasim
Now u comin out the side of ur face
We tappin right into ur memory bank
medinaM5
DigitalPhoenix
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
Theresa
LOL.. such crap. Who would put themselves on a show like that?? They MUST get paid or something.
dj_bas
I love those. They had one where it was the woman's 3rd time back...THIRD TIME!!!! She brought in like 5 or 6 guys EACH time. She actually slept with over 15 guys in a month. Needless to say...none of them were the father :haha:
Silky Johnson
One of my fave South Park episodes was when Cartman pretended to be an out of control teen to get on Maury.
Whatever! Whatever! I'll do what I want!
IronDragon
These threads are watching my child grow up in front of my very eyes.
loca
quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
One of my fave South Park episodes was when Cartman pretended to be an out of control teen to get on Maury.
Whatever! Whatever! I'll do what I want!
:stongue:
Silky Johnson
LMFAO!! Ahhhhh I love it!! Thanks for posting that, lol!!
