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Does your poop float? (pg. 4)
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by THE_Chris
You must wave byebye to it as you flush :) |
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| bidor |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
Heres mine!
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:stongue: :stongue: |
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| Nell |
Hahahahahhahahaha!
brilliant! |
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| Nell |
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| PaperBag831 |
| quote: | Originally posted by bidor
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reminds me of weird science when she turns the brother into a turd |
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| nchs09 |
| hahhaha a poo monster. the day i see that i will literally myself. no pun intended. |
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| Psy-T |
| if your poop floats, it's a witch |
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| Xylence |
| Nope my sinks... and I don't think so, I think that depends on the mass of whatever your eating |
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| ali92 |
| quote: | Originally posted by metalgearsolid
my poop always sinks fast makes a damn splash
and they stink real bad |
Cool! Mine's almost always a sinker, and I love it when it smells a whole lot... :-D
/me wants a beautiful lady to fart in my face one day. |
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| insecurity |
1. GHOST . You know you've ted.
There's on the toilet paper, but none
in the toilet.
2. TEFLON-COATED . Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you
don't even feel it. No trace of on the
paper. You have to look in the toilet to make
sure you did something.
3. GOOEY-. This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe
your arse 12 times and it's still not clean.
You end up putting toilet paper in your jocks
so that you don't stain them. This kind of
leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.
4. SECOND THOUGHT . You're all done wiping, and you're about to
stand up when you realise....you've got more.
5. POP A VEIN IN YOUR The kind of that killed Elvis. It doesn't
FOREHEAD . come out till you're all sweaty, trembling and
purple from straining so hard.
6. WEIGHT WATCHERS You so much, you lose several kilos.
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7. RIGHT NOW . You had better be within 30 seconds of a toilet.
You burn rubber getting to the toilet. Usually
it has it's head out before you can get your
pants down.
8. KING KONG or This one is so big that you know it won't go
CHOKER . down the toilet unless you break it into smaller
chunks. A wire coat hanger works well. This kind
of usually occurs at someone else's house.
9. CORK Even after the third flush it's still floating in
(also Floater) the bowl. You think "" how do I get rid of it.
10. WET CHEEKS . This hits the water sideways and makes a big
splash that gets you all wet.
11. WISH . You sit there all cramped up in the foetal position
and fart a few times, but no in sight.
12. CEMENT BLOCK . You wish you had a spinal anaesthetic before you
attempted this one.
13. SNAKE . This is fairly soft and about as thick as your
thumb, and at least a metre long.
14. BEER AND PIZZA This happens the day after the night before. Most
. of the time your doesn't smell so bad but this
one is BAD....usually this one happens at someone
else's house, and someone is always waiting outside
the toilet door.
15. MEXICAN FOOD . You know will know it's safe to eat again when your
(or Screamer) arse stops burning. |
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| Ygrene |
Float or fall, I don't know......all I know is that mine doesn't stink.
/me is too good for this thread
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