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| Vivid Boy |
| getting myself all psyched to call these huge land develkopers to talk to them and ask questions, and then u get a hold of them and theyre complete in ass wipes. thnk god ive learned to shut my mouth and bite my tongue |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
thnk god ive learned to shut my mouth and bite my tongue |
Sucks, doesn't it? :( |
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| Ygrene |
About 2 months ago, a dealer of mine asked me if I might be able to work a Homeshow this weekend if he participated in it; he said he didn't know if he was going to do the show or not though but he would let me know.
I don't hear from him if he's going to do the show or not so I call him today.
ME: "Hey *name withheld* are you doing the homeshow this weekend?"
DEALER: "Did I call you and tell you that I'm NOT doing the homeshow this weekend?"
ME: "No."
DEALER: "Then there's your answer."
ME: *laughs* "Alright, where's it going to be?"
DEALER: "I didn't give you the information?"
ME: "Did I just call you 15 seconds ago and ask if you were still doing the homeshow this weekend?"
DEALER: "ahhh..."
ME: "POWNED." |
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| Slylee |
hahahaha
you know what i hate? angry, fat black chicks who are rude to me just cuz i'm skinny and white.
what the is up with that? i have to walk over to the federal courthouse at least 3 times a week to file stuff and the clerk is this huge fat black chick and i have always been very pleasant to her, but she just LOVES the chance to snap at me. i swear it makes her feel all warm and tingly inside.
she was sorting through all the documents i gave her, and i thought she was getting confused cuz she kept going back and forth between these two papers and so i was like, "those are 2 separate files, they shouldn't be papercli...." (before i can even finish my sentence) and she looks up all annoyed and goes, "EXCUSE ME?" with that black girl necky motion thing and i just stopped and i was like, "nothing, i thought you thought that wast the same ca..." (again, before i can even finish my sentence) and she's like, "YEA...i know...i see what you did here, i figured that out" like all in bitchy...so i just laughed a little and i was like, "haha ok!"
i think that pissed her off. but next time she snaps at me, i'm gonna be like, "aww, did u forget your happy pill today or are you always just a miserable ing fat angry black woman..."
jk. i'm too scared to say that. hahah that'd be funny if i did though, she'd probably eat me. :nervous: |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
that black girl necky motion thing |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
hahahaha
you know what i hate? angry, fat black chicks who are rude to me just cuz i'm skinny and white.
what the is up with that? i have to walk over to the federal courthouse at least 3 times a week to file stuff and the clerk is this huge fat black chick and i have always been very pleasant to her, but she just LOVES the chance to snap at me. i swear it makes her feel all warm and tingly inside.
she was sorting through all the documents i gave her, and i thought she was getting confused cuz she kept going back and forth between these two papers and so i was like, "those are 2 separate files, they shouldn't be papercli...." (before i can even finish my sentence) and she looks up all annoyed and goes, "EXCUSE ME?" with that black girl necky motion thing and i just stopped and i was like, "nothing, i thought you thought that wast the same ca..." (again, before i can even finish my sentence) and she's like, "YEA...i know...i see what you did here, i figured that out" like all in bitchy...so i just laughed a little and i was like, "haha ok!"
i think that pissed her off. but next time she snaps at me, i'm gonna be like, "aww, did u forget your happy pill today or are you always just a miserable ing fat angry black woman..."
jk. i'm too scared to say that. hahah that'd be funny if i did though, she'd probably eat me. :nervous: |
Oh man I HATE when people say 'EXCUSE ME' like they are all bad-ass!!
I have toll-tag for my car but, unlike most tolltags mine has to be mounted on the front license plate instead of in the windshield. This is where EZ-PASS told me to mount the fricking thing.
So I'm going thru a toll gate and for whatever reason, it doesn't read my pass (I;ve had the pass for over a year and never had a problem with it) and I'm just sitting there waiting for an attendant to come over. Dude walks over and is like:
DUDE: "Where's your pass."
ME: "It's on my front license plate."
DUDE: "You can't have it there."
ME: "EZ-PASS told me to mount it...
DUDE: *interrupts like he's all bad-ass* "EXCUSE ME?!?!"
ME: *staring at the dude* "My pass is not a traditional pass. It is an external mount pass. EZ-PASS instructed me to mount it there. Would you like to take a look at it with me?"
DUDE: .....
ME: "Can you open the gate please?"
DUDE: *opens the gate*
I wanted nothing more than to say to that guy: "Just off and open the gate, Toll-booth Willie mother******!" |
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| Silky Johnson |
I love rude s who interrupt me when I'm talking, because it gives me a chance to be a snarky cunt. For example:
Person: EXCUSE ME??
Me: What? Did you fart? I thought I smelled Vaseline. :wtf: |
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| Slylee |
hahaha toll booth willie mother******
oh yea, and recently i had to serve a subpoena at the police department, and the chick at the front desk is an officer i guess...obviously at the bottom of the chain there just answering phones n crap, but she still gets to wear a uniform! :toothless
anyway, she's fat, not that there's anything wrong with that, but i was like, "umm hi, i need to drop off these subpoenas please"
and instead of just politely informing me that the lady who accepts the subpoenas leaves at 4:00 and that i was too late...she had to shake her head with an attitude and say, "uh uh..no you're not. she leaves at 4"
that really pissed me off too. like was that really ing necessary? i just smiled really big and was like, "oh ok...no problem i'll come back tomorrow"
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| DjConfessions |
i hate it when i'm ringing up people on work and they are on their bluetooth headset and all of a sudden like "what the ? YOU!" and i'm like ??? Or they are like "omg, ya, i was SO drunk last night, i didn't know who i woke up with."
Or when you say "Ok sir, just go ahead an verify the amount on the screen" and they are like "HELLOOOOOOO HELLOOO EARTH TO CASHIER!!! I"M ON THE PHONE!!! HELLOOOOO"
jesus ing christ, you got a bluetooth headset to keep both hands free and you choose not to use them just to press "YES"
jesus ing christ. working at a drugstore in a lowclass neighborhood was better than working at a high-end computer store. |
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| RapidFire |
I hate people who hate things.
I also hate people who contradict themselves. |
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