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So anyways, last night...
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| Aquadyne |
...I almost got arrested and taken down to the police station for accidentally walking out of the library with a magazine.
I had a bunch of papers and binders in my hands that I was working with and I was reading a copy of The Economist earlier. I put on my headphones and just grabbed all the papers and folders in my arms, and walked out. Apparently I set off the sensor alarm which I didn't hear because of headphones, I think I made about 20 feet down the hallway before being violently tackled to the ground from behind by 2 very burly men and having my arm twisted behind my back. Naturally all my crap went flying every which way.
I was escorted back to the library and after being a smart-ass to this rent-a-cop several times, I was handcuffed. Naturally I was quite pissed not only at being violently manhandled for what I thought was one of the stupidest things you could possibly be charged with, but I felt insulted that I had to put up with this on a power trip who threatened to prosecute me over a library magazine. It took a lot of ass-kissing and pride-swallowing to wrest myself free of the manacles and being let go "with a warning".
So remember, the library takes these matters seriously. |
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| Aquadyne |
| P.S. I got a nice solid strip of rug burn on my face from being plowed face first into the carpet by these assbags when they tackled me. |
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| Spliph |
welcome to the United States
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| KID-M |
| thats what you get for reading |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by KID-M
thats what you get for reading |
:haha: :haha:
So is your rugburn going to be in full effect this weekend? |
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| Aquadyne |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
:haha: :haha:
So is your rugburn going to be in full effect this weekend? |
you'd like that, wouldn't you
i'm wearing a very big eyepatch. |
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| UWM |
| Total sympathy card play, huh. You'll have girls on you all night feeling bad for you. Smooth. |
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| Aquadyne |
I wish, I am disfigured.
You in Chicago yet?
i heard that hawtin show at mantra last night was totally furry, according to Tony. totally furry. |
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| Blake_Jarrell |
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| neile |
LOL Blake, thats in mint(the mario thing):haha:
As for you Yuris it must have been fate becuase the Library episode of Sienfeld was on last night!:wtf: |
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| Aquadyne |
| I was thinking about that episode on my train ride home from the library. |
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| wolverine16 |
| I only got kicked out of a bar. DJ Blackbeard plz return my call soon ;) |
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