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Ever got your ass kicked by your alarm clock?
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| Libra. |
one person's misery is anothers funny story
So i have this shelf two feet above my bed and i this morning as i got up i knocked over my small plastic 5X5 alarm clock, nailing me right in between my eyes, spliting my forehead open requiring 8 stiches, the first stiches in my 21 year old life...
After he stopped laughing my friend took me to the clinic the doctor didn't believe me, thought i got into a fight.
great way to start off memorial day weekend, after a week of finals... gonna be in the hamptons with some butterfly stiches on my face. what really sucks is its in between my eyebrows where facial expressions are made so, to avoid pain iam gonna look like iam on botox for a few days.
it really sucks, cause i remember the days i felt inviciable, i have never be really sick, had flu or chicken poxs, i never had stiches, broken anything, or had surgery, even though i have skateboarded, snowboarded, got into fights ,and done lots of crazy things, and now this i feel like iam getting old..... |
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| getfoul |
| ....and then you get beat up by your alarm clock. :disbelief |
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| grooviebeats |
| u got pwnd:stongue: |
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| sakabatou |
| I've never got into a fight, broke a bone, or had any serious injuries, a few k.o's and on concussion, but thats it, I'm waiting for my pwn. |
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| DigitalMP |
wow...never, ever, put anything above your bed.
fear an earthquake, just to give yourself a reason to follow this rule, and this thread, you will never create. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm? |
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| CONNERMAN2000 |
I get pwned by my alarm clock every day when it wakes me up.
Then I pwn its ass by taking out the batteries. |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by sakabatou
I've never got into a fight, broke a bone, or had any serious injuries, a few k.o's and on concussion, but thats it, I'm waiting for my pwn. |
I'd say a few ko's is pretty much pwnage :p |
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| paranoik0 |
| every day, roundhouse style. |
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| KilldaDJ |
u got owned by an alarm clock
awesome |
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| Libra. |
| so now if i get a scar, i need to have a better story for the ladies and iam torn between" oh thats an old muff diving injury" or 'I used to be a UFC fighter" well anything is better than "my alarm clock fell on me!" |
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