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I Witnessed A Triple Murder (pg. 4)
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| tranceDJ |
| dude, I'm sure like this happens all around the world sometimes, you just never hear about it. There are some ed up people who will go on rampages like this. There's sadly no denying that. |
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| goodnet |
Original of the "Joke" can be read here:
| quote: | Arti was a real looser. Every job, every idea he ever had turned
out wrong. He thought to himself, if I went into business for
myself, maybe, just maybe I can do well. He thought and he
thought, what could he do. It came to him, he would be a HIT MAN.
The next day he put a classified ad in the newspaper reading...I
am Arti, I will be your HIT MAN give me a call and I will kill
anyone you want rubbed out.
Well that very day Arti receives his first call. The caller asks
if it were true that Arti would indeed kill anyone and Arti
assured him that was the case.
The man told Arti he wanted his wife killed. Arti said, "Fine,
but how much will you pay me." The man replied, "$1.00." Arti
said, "No way, bullets cost more than that. The man replied,
"Look take it or leave it, many people would kill my wife for
free but I don't want to be obligated."
Arti thought it over and figured he could use the practice so he
said, "OK, tell me about your wife, how can I find her?"
The man said, "In the produce department at Food-Mart, every day
at four o'clock she is there, she wears a yellow outfit and is
always complaining about something.
Arti decides that he will go there and choke her at least it will
save himself the cost of bullets. Sure enough she is in the
produce department of Food-Mart complaining about the fruit being either too hard or
too soft. Arti reaches behind her and chokes her as she fall to the floor
she makes a gasp, the manager of the produce department turns
around and sees what has happened and calls out. Arti lunges at
the manager and chokes him. Just as the manager falls to the
floor a lady sees what has happened and screams out. Arti grabs
her chokes her and runs out of the supermarket. Of course, he is captured.
What does the headline of the newspaper read?
ARTI-CHOKES THREE FOR A DOLLAR AT FOOD-MART! |
Source: http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/4256/junlim27.html |
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| Tranex02 |
It's a joke!!!!!????????
MAN!!!!!! You really had me there.....
...i feel like an idiot...
Oh well....you got your fill of laughs...that's enough..
oh yea...i remember the previous threads you used to post...
They were just plain wierd!!!
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| Wicked Neo |
| quote: | Originally posted by The White Rabbi
“Arti Chokes Three For A Pound At Tesco’s” |
Oh dear . . . :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
An old old joke heh
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| Juricimo |
| quote: | Originally posted by ABTsportsline
Sorry you guys...
hate to ruin it all for you,
but this is an OLD joke...
Artichokes 3 for a dollar..... (or pound)..... come on guys!
WAKE UP!!
...and for a second did ANY of you think that anything the white rabbit posted would be SERIOUS?
LoL.... good one though, you got a bunch of TA's on that one...
:) :D
-ABT- |
ABT, i was actually reading all of them until i got to your post just wondering how many ppl didnt get it:D:D:D:D:stongue: :stongue:
i dont think they have this joke in non-english speaking countries...so i dont blame them;)...:stongue: :stongue:
>JM< |
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| torontotrance |
| Now I understand it. |
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| ABTsportsline |
Man, some people are STILL bitching about this....
"its not cool" they say... "its not funny"....
Give me a break... stop being such a "i-get-offended-at-everything" schmucks like my grandma and enjoy things every once in awhile... i bet these are the same people that don't like the song "Godd" b/c the lyrics "offend" them.... :stongue: :stongue: :toothless :D
It's just a joke, no event parallels this in real life, so it isn't making fun of a tragedy.... jeez!
I am going to start selling sense of humors online, LoL.
-ABT- |
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| Raptor |
| wtf! madness! haha :eyes: |
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| Rustang! |
:whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip:
THAT WAS A JOKE?!?!?
HERE'S A HEADLINE YOU'RE ALL GOING TO BE READING SOON IN THE PAPERS:
RUSTANG RUNS OVER THE WHITE RABBIT!!!
:whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: |
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| Excite |
you sick .
dark humor isn't my thing. |
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| Tranzmit |
C'mon you guys should know by now not to take a word the Rabbit says seriously. LMFAO!!
I thought it was pretty funny (Ahem) |
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| TranceFusion |
I dont know if I smoked too much crack this morning but I just noticed his name is "The White Rabbi"
yet his sig says "rabbit"
Sorry just kinda found it funny at the moment...you know picturing a 'rabbi' making jokes about murder. WOW:eek: I must be out of it.
:TF:
*Disclaimer
Not in anyway is this suppose to represnet me talking $#!T to the White Rabbi(T) |
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