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Britney & Sean chops (pg. 2)
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| stren |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix
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lol |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Demoted
Meh, I am not entirely sure she's AWFUL. I mean she might be clinically retarded, but even she knows how to keep humans on her nipples. |
Ah, but you see, I'm not implying that she is an evil or malevolent person, I just think she is in fact bad at being a person in general, and put forth the following evidence for my claim:
1. Kevin Federline; He needs no comment, as I don't believe any person would argue that Kevin Federline isn't even human, but rather is made up of hundreds of coattail riding gerbils who've been able, through the use of various gyratioins and hair styling, to convince the general populous that he is a "dancer," when in reality he appears as only the pinnacle of white-trash chav-dom.
2. Her career; Can she sing? Not really, when she does she needs thousands of dollars worth of sound equipment to make her voice sound reasonable. Can she act? Hardly, I don't have to see Crossroads to know that it's a wretched film. Can she write? I'd dispute her ability to write her own name.
3. The "virgin" incidents; Who the was she kidding? And for so long!
She's a machine, a puppet even - The epitome of white-trash, blue collar comedy tour, southern bell-end technology and it's ability to force upon the American people certain values and ideals that not only do they not need, but are also contributing to a general decline in all around "goodness" that exists.
She may be a sweet girl, but she still sucks at being a person.
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
She may be a sweet girl, AND she still sucks almost every living person.
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Which is why she's a fantastic mom! |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Demoted
and you all know you'd still have steamy whitetrash sex with Britney. |
Not anymore!
She's poppin' out kids like Skittles, that vagina's been getting a workout :wtf:
Plus you'd have to worry about K-FedTD's... :p |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Demoted
Which is why she's a fantastic mom! |
Ahhhh... touche' my young brother! |
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
Not anymore!
She's poppin' out kids like Skittles, that vagina's been getting a workout :wtf:
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All I can say is I've always wanted to see a jumbo jet crash in the Grand Canyon. |
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| StanVoid |
po po po po PO PO ZAO PO PO ZAO
in Portugeese it means bring yo ass /
to the flo and shake it real fast /
i wanna see a titty and a little bit of kitty /
when i'm in your town or i'm in yo city
wow i just recited that from memory, am i listening to bad music? |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Demoted
All I can say is I've always wanted to see a jumbo jet crash in the Grand Canyon. |
If this were real life, I'd "High 5" you so hard right now, and then be all like "BOOYAH!" |
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
If this were real life, I'd "High 5" you so hard right now, and then be all like "BOOYAH!" |
In Britney's vagina we'd need stilts to perform this act. STILTS! |
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| insecurity |
| quote: | Originally posted by StanVoid
parents make mistakes, yes, but carying your infant child in one arm with a DRINK in the other is ing stupid and irresponsible. |
couldn't agree more |
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| stren |
| quote: | Originally posted by StanVoid
po po po po PO PO ZAO PO PO ZAO
in Portugeese it means bring yo ass /
to the flo and shake it real fast /
i wanna see a titty and a little bit of kitty /
when i'm in your town or i'm in yo city
wow i just recited that from memory, am i listening to bad music? |
this music is actually played somewhere ? |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix
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Awesome. |
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