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A Stripper's Rant
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| chinamon |
http://newyork.craigslist.org/about.../145791048.html
kinda old but whatever..
some of the ones that i like:
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1) Hey you over there, holding that one dollar bill in your hand with a death grip and waving it around at me like it's the ing deed to Trump Towers... what the do you want me to do, grow another ?!? It's a in' dollar, put it down on the tiprail and blow my world away already.
7) Yeah, my are real. As real as my affection for you.
13) My horniness is in direct proportion to your income.
18) STOP trying to grab my !!!!!!! That's extra.
23) No seriously, my real name is Sparkle.
24) NO, I will not take a dime sac for payment. I can tell it's oregano anyway you stupid muther******!
30) DO NOT come into the club looking for a girlfriend/date. It's like me going to PETA looking for a steak.
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| Jayx1 |
| if you are that bitter about your profession, maybe its time to quit. |
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| lopi |
| that was decently humerous, thank you. |
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| Frenchina |
I laughed.
Thanks. |
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| geroin |
DNL
jk was pretty funney |
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