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| HP25 |
Finish off this sentence:
There will be a special place in Hell....
for people who leave their shopping carts in the parking lot. Is it that f*cking hard to return a shopping cart? The shopping cart is there to help you...without it you'd never be able to carry all of your purchases! And once you're done with it, you just abandon it, anywhere you want, because you're too fat and lazy to realize that loose carts DAMAGE vehicles and take up parking spots for other patrons??
I damn thee to Hell, Ignoramus! Perhaps in Hell you'll be confined to a wheelchair, with one bad shopping cart wheel, desperately trying to flee Hell's parking lot, while vehicles bump into you during Hell's busiest shopping season for all eternity. Sweet justice.
hahaa
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by HP25
Finish off this sentence:
There will be a special place in Hell....
for people who leave their shopping carts in the parking lot. Is it that f*cking hard to return a shopping cart? The shopping cart is there to help you...without it you'd never be able to carry all of your purchases! And once you're done with it, you just abandon it, anywhere you want, because you're too fat and lazy to realize that loose carts DAMAGE vehicles and take up parking spots for other patrons??
I damn thee to Hell, Ignoramus! Perhaps in Hell you'll be confined to a wheelchair, with one bad shopping cart wheel, desperately trying to flee Hell's parking lot, while vehicles bump into you during Hell's busiest shopping season for all eternity. Sweet justice.
hahaa
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i ing hate that...... when a cart is like on a parkingspot. im like WTFFFFFFFFFF |
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| Estella |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: really, at least put it on a grassy curb like I do.
There will be a place in hell for all toilet paper dispensers that only allow one sheet of TP. Right next to that place in hell will lie all those TP manufacturers who create that cheap, translucent, .4386869 mm thin sheaths. And next to that place in hell will burn wtf ever decided to create cardboard tampax. |
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| asfdz |
people that leave piss on the toilet seat, male or female
just wipe it off u sick bastards! |
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| Slylee |
| There will be a special place in hell for anyone who uses the Lord's name in vain! |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
There will be a special place in hell for anyone who uses the Lord's name in vain! |
Jehova? Yahweh? Steve? What, exactly, *is* the Lord's name? :conf:
There will be a special place in Hell for...
People who don't return their movie rentals on time. Or even with the right movies to them. Or even returning their own personal movies to movie rental stores. Or sometimes, just sometimes, returning movies rented from the library to your local Blockbuster. Dumbasses.
There will be a special place in Hell for...
People who dodge and weave through neighbourhood-speed traffic and schoolzones, trying to pass as many people as possible just to get to point B in about 4 seconds earlier than originally estimated, only to tailgate your ass in the left lane, attempt to pass you, and wind up pacing you for no...good...reason...
We get it. You have a large automobile. We don't. ing. care.
There will be a special place in Hell for...
People who decorate their myspaces and pickup trucks with retarded, glittery, flaming skulls and pixies of vibrant, strobing, seizure-inducing colours. I'm pretty sure Metallica doesn't approve of *that* many flaming skulls anywhere, so why do you do it? I guess this sort of thing falls under the ever-so-broad category of "people who will go to Hell for bad fashion sense".
There will be a special place in Hell for...
Clowns. Everyone has to have a home, right?
There will be a special place in Hell for...
People who mislabel music. Somebody, somewhere, has to do it originally. It's really sad that such a digitally-based scene such as electronic-based music can get such a horrible rap due to downloading, but it's even worse that people actually put tracks such as "paul okenfold- involvertrance.mp3" and "djtiesto-heaven.mp3". How stupid do you have to be to download? How much more stupid do you have to be to upload tracks and rename them whatever whimsical blurb of brainmatter associated to electronic music comes to your thick skull first? And while we're on names, how about people who use excessive 'x's and 'z's in words and titles? Duz it mak3 any sensez 2 typ3 liek thiz???? or what about >>(xxzsephirothzxx)<< kind of people. you all.
Most of all though, There is a special place in Hell for...
Me.
Because of this:
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| charon |
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LOFL @ pic |
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| Marc Summers |
omg I can't believe I laughed at that picture
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| Ygrene |
There will be a special place in Hell....
....for douchebags that stand in the middle of a doorway/walkway/busy thoroughfare and have conversations. |
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| Protege |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
There will be a special place in Hell....
....for douchebags that stand in the middle of a doorway/walkway/busy thoroughfare and have conversations. |
or in the middle of a parking lot, omfg I want to kill those people. |
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| Moral Hazard |
for the cracked out azns in the front left corner of every in' club on the planet that just stand on the floor staring at the DJ or sit down because they're too ed to move.
Oh, and candy ravers that yammer on and on about how much they "love everyone" and how "this is the best night of (their) life" and how "we're better humans then normal people because of PLUR" and "do you have some gum" and "dude I love those shoes" and "this DJ is killing me" and... SHUT THE UP!!!! LEARN TO HANDLE YOUR HIGH YA IN' AMATURES!!!! |
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