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Ready for a baby but your partner isnt? (pg. 2)
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| tribu |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
yeah thats some f0ked up .
but tribu, wtf are you doing at that site anywayz?!:wtf:
planning on having a mini-buddy any time soon?:thepirate |
my ex is pregnant and blaming it on an encounter we had about 6 weeks ago. When I was there yesterday, I found the forums and thread and was able to figure out her user name by deduction; apparently, she stopped taking birth control some time ago despite assuring me she was still on it.
And, if you believe the above post, I have an 800 dollar cell phone bill that needs paid. |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by tribu
And, if you believe the above post, I have an 800 dollar cell phone bill that needs paid. |
You ALMOST pwnd me. :p |
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| klingklang77 |
| thats messed up. but these are things (how many kids to have) they should have talked about BEFORE this couple got married. they have three kids all so close in age, isnt that enough? her "DH" needs to get a vasectomy on the DL. |
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| Ian |
that'll teach him to leave it on her face next time.
But yeah, it's stupid. If I was gonna be a dad, I'd take any responsibility but with a woman who'd do that, who knows what the kid would turn into |
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| HardTranceProd |
I am speechless at the SCUM that roams this earth... actually, "speechless" is too soft a term for what I'm feeling.
I hope these women rot in hell! I wish them all the worst that can possibly ever happen in their lives! |
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| BadBadNeil |
| i wish there was a way to show the husband that thread. |
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| Aquadyne |
that's why i always make her swallow it.
on another note: last year i was having sex with a girl that i knew i was going to break up with in a matter of weeks (2-3) so i had an idea. the last time we had sex before i told her it was over, i took the full condom, tied it and instead of chucking it in the trash, i chucked it in her freezer.
i always thought that it was very flattering when she said that she wanted to have my kids, and now she would always have that opportunity thanks to the frozen brick of my jizz in her freezer.
it took her a few days to discover it, from what i recall - her mom was in town and was helping her clean out the fridge and the freezer when the discovery was made. the phone call that followed from her to me was quite memorable. |
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| basd |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian
who knows what the kid would turn into |

Fortunately, a solution is at hand:
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| placebo |
| quote: | Originally posted by tribu
my ex is pregnant and blaming it on an encounter we had about 6 weeks ago. When I was there yesterday, I found the forums and thread and was able to figure out her user name by deduction; apparently, she stopped taking birth control some time ago despite assuring me she was still on it.
And, if you believe the above post, I have an 800 dollar cell phone bill that needs paid. |
hahaha |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aquadyne
on another note: last year i was having sex with a girl that i knew i was going to break up with in a matter of weeks (2-3) so i had an idea. the last time we had sex before i told her it was over, i took the full condom, tied it and instead of chucking it in the trash, i chucked it in her freezer.
i always thought that it was very flattering when she said that she wanted to have my kids, and now she would always have that opportunity thanks to the frozen brick of my jizz in her freezer.
it took her a few days to discover it, from what i recall - her mom was in town and was helping her clean out the fridge and the freezer when the discovery was made. the phone call that followed from her to me was quite memorable. |
...?
Did she cheat on your or something? |
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| placebo |
| quote: | Originally posted by basd

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| Aquadyne |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
...?
Did she cheat on your or something? |
no, i just felt like leaving her with a precious gift before i dumped her. |
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