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| trunks1022 |
UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT MIDDLE DISTRICT OF FLORIDA ORLANDO DIVISION
AVISTA MANAGEMENT, INC., d/b/a Avista Plex, Inc.,
Plaintiff,
-vs-
WAUSAU UNDERWRITERS INSURANCE COMPANY,
Defendant.
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ORDER
This matter comes before the Court on Plaintiff's Motion to designate location of a Rule 30(b)(6) deposition (Doc. 105). Upon consideration of the Motion – the latest in a series of Gordian knots that the parties have been unable to untangle without enlisting the assistance of the federal courts – it is
ORDERED that said Motion is DENIED. Instead, the Court will fashion a new form of alternative dispute resolution, to wit: at 4:00 P.M. on Friday, June 30, 2006, counsel shall convene at a neutral site agreeable to both parties. If counsel cannot agree on a neutral site, they shall meet on the front steps of the Sam M. Gibbons U.S. Courthouse, 801 North Florida Ave., Tampa, Florida 33602. Each lawyer shall be entitled to be accompanied by one paralegal who shall act as an attendant and witness. At that time and location, counsel shall engage in one (1) game of "rock, paper, scissors." The winner of this engagement shall be entitled to select the location for the 30(b)(6) deposition to be held somewhere in Hillsborough County during the period July 11-12, 2006. If either party disputes the outcome of this engagement, an appeal may be filed and a hearing will be held at 8:30 A.M. on Friday, July 7, 2006 before the undersigned in Courtroom 3, George C. Young United States Courthouse and Federal Building, 80 North Hughey Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801.
DONE and ORDERED in Chambers, Orlando, Florida on June 6, 2006. |
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| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
| wtf is it about? some people dont understand legal language, like myself. |
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| trunks1022 |
| quote: | Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk::
wtf is it about? some people dont understand legal language, like myself. |
let me bold the important parts... |
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by trunks1022
let me bold the important parts... |
boulderdash!
I dare you. |
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| Omega_M |
I still don't get it. wtf are they playing the game for?? And whats paralegal ?
edit : kinda bored to read the stuff above and below the bold part. why is the legal language so dense ? :wtf: |
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| trunks1022 |
summary:
two sides can't agree on a place to interview a witness. judge doesn't want to decide for them because they probably have come to judge for every little thing. judge orders them to play rock paper scissors to decide on a deposition site. |
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| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
| i like. would speed up the court system good. instead of costly trials, just play a simple game. |
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| trunks1022 |
| quote: | Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk::
i like. would speed up the court system good. instead of costly trials, just play a simple game. |
on friday june 30, can you show up to the courthouse? (you're in tampa now i hope) pls take a video of this if it happens |
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk::
i like. would speed up the court system good. instead of costly trials, just play a simple game. |
man, I say murder cases should be settled with Boggle. Just throwing my idea in the hat. |
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| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
| quote: | Originally posted by trunks1022
on friday june 30, can you show up to the courthouse? (you're in tampa now i hope) pls take a video of this if it happens |
not driving to orlando for this one;)
or any court case. i have no patience for law. just not that type of thinker. |
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