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Frank Zappa Appreciation
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| guster |
Why? Lyrics like the ones that follow. It's good time music.. and damn the man could compose some music. I need to here the London Philharmonic's set of his songs. Amazingly, he never took drugs despite how psychedelic his music sounds at times (eg. "Don't Eat the Yellow Snow") Anyway. Read teh funny below!
Your downers are gone
They was all you could get
To ease your mind
And your deep regret
Over Charlie's mouth
So enormous 'n wet
Now all you got
Is your TV set
and..
He took a dog-doo sno-cone
An' stuffed it in my other eye
An' the huskie wee-wee,
I mean the doggie wee-wee
Has blinded me
An', great Googly-Moogly, I can't see
Temporarily
(This is really stupid, isn't it?)
Well, it was at that time that the fur trapper
Remembered the ancient Eskimo legend
Wherein it is written
On whatever it is that they write it on up there
That if anything bad ever happens to your eyes
As a result of
Enforced Recreation Live Onstage In London
The only way that you can get it fixed up
Is to go trudgin' across the tundra . . .
Mile after mile
Trudgin' across the tundra . . .
Right down to the parish of Saint Alfonzo . . . |
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| Tak Dub Bam |
Zappa was GOD!!
I don't know much about dancing, that's why i got this song.
One of my legs is shorter than the other and both of my feets
too long!!!:D
On a more serious note; Weasels ripped my flesh!!! |
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| tribu |
Agreed...Zappa was top notch. I was just jamming Late Nite Zappa yesterday. Any confirmation that he never used drugs?
The mystery man came over and said I'm outta sight. He said for a nominal service charge I could reach nirvana tonight. |
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| Tak Dub Bam |
| quote: | Originally posted by tribu
Agreed...Zappa was top notch. I was just jamming Late Nite Zappa yesterday. Any confirmation that he never used drugs?
The mystery man came over and said I'm outta sight. He said for a nominal service charge I could reach nirvana tonight. |
I heard him say in an interview before he passed away that he smoked some pot like in the love-in in '68 and never-ever felt he need to do it again, when asked what he uses "instead" he said somethin' like 15 cups of coffee and a few pack's of ciggs a day..
Dig up some pics from the late 80's and you'll see how freaking gray his face is/was..:( |
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| igottaknow |
this one goes out to papperbag :p
Jewish Princess Lyrics
I want a nasty little Jewish Princess
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
A horny little Jewish Princess
With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma
Lonely inside
Well, she can swallow my pride
I want a hairy little Jewish Princess
With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
I want a steamy little Jewish Princess
With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
I don't want no troll
I just want a Yemenite hole
I want a darling little Jewish Princess
Who don't know about cooking and is arrogant looking
A vicious little Jewish Princess
To specifically happen with a ðåå-pee that's snapin'
All up inside I just want a princess to ride
Awright, back to the fop... everybody twist!
I want a funky little Jewish Princess
A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper
A brazen little Jewish Princess
With titanic , and sand-blasted zits
She can even be poor
So long as she does it with four on the floor (Vapor-lock)
I want a dainty little Jewish Princess
With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters
A fragile little Jewish Princess
With Roumanian thighs, who weasels 'n' lies
For two or three nights
Won't someone send me a princess who bites
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