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champagne ****s you all up (pg. 5)
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| Clovis86 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Masonious
Pepsi is for pederasts. |
Whats a pederast Walter?
Champagne ftw. Go to World Market and buy Cristalino for like 6.99 Its ing good stuff and its cheap as hell...its like the 2 Buck Chuck of Champagne... |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
Holy puckering virgin arseholes batman!! It's mason and the Orbaxes.
| quote: | Originally posted by Masonious
Thanks for judging me CORe. I always knew you hated me. |
I dont hate you Mason, I just hate the way you ignore me. You should be ashamed of yourself. You are probably drinking that champagne from a golden flute with diamond studed edges whilst sitting on your throan watching episode 63 of the Golden Girls on 120 inch projector screen. Dont ignore me Mason! I may be a humble man in a pheasant plucking straw hut; but dont shut me out! Dont shut me out just because Im sitting here plucking pheasant until the pheasant plucker comes. |
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| CranberryJuice |
| quote: | Originally posted by AndreaCKY772
champagne is good with tropical juice...yup! |
...i cry :( sacrilege ! |
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| Orbax |
im so nauseous im gonna puke. Time for a ing beer.
In case any of you are nauseous...seriously beer kills it. |
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| Clovis86 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
im so nauseous im gonna puke. Time for a ing beer.
In case any of you are nauseous...seriously beer kills it. |
Especially a ing Guinness. Foam just levels you out. |
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| Masonious |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
Holy puckering virgin arseholes batman!! It's mason and the Orbaxes.
I dont hate you Mason, I just hate the way you ignore me. You should be ashamed of yourself. You are probably drinking that champagne from a golden flute with diamond studed edges whilst sitting on your throan watching episode 63 of the Golden Girls on 120 inch projector screen. Dont ignore me Mason! I may be a humble man in a pheasant plucking straw hut; but dont shut me out! Dont shut me out just because Im sitting here plucking pheasant until the pheasant plucker comes. |
that's a cheap f'ing shot, Xeno, even for you. You know that I lost DVD 1 of my Golden Girls box set over a year ago right after they stopped producing it, and you know FULL well that my favorite episode (Episode 63, 'If At Last You Do Succeed') was on it where they have the garage sale and take a bunch of ty, bitchy old woman jabs at each other.
I in' love these women:
hey, clear out your im box, do you have any idea how much of my time you've wasted having that thing full? I can't take the chance of writing a quick test PM because it might fill up your inbox again, so I write these really thoughtful PMs and they bounce so I start going berserk and go to the store and buy panty hose and put them over my head then bust in to my neighbor's house while they're having dinner and make them play Twister at gunpoint while I rub my belly whistling.
isn't that ed up? |
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| stren |
| TPB is still on ? i stopped watching at season 5 |
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| AndreaCKY772 |
| quote: | Originally posted by CranberryJuice
...i cry :( sacrilege ! |
:p but don't worry i love cranberry juice! |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
Holy puckering virgin arseholes batman!! It's mason and the Orbaxes.
I dont hate you Mason, I just hate the way you ignore me. You should be ashamed of yourself. You are probably drinking that champagne from a golden flute with diamond studed edges whilst sitting on your throan watching episode 63 of the Golden Girls on 120 inch projector screen. Dont ignore me Mason! I may be a humble man in a pheasant plucking straw hut; but dont shut me out! Dont shut me out just because Im sitting here plucking pheasant until the pheasant plucker comes. |
You know man, as I sat here rubbing my feet on the dry wall to get that dirty tingle, I had been chanting "xeno ooOOOoo Onex" and carving your name into my chest with swastikas instead of Xs.
I now have to go the extra mile and add in "Sux" because you didnt even think to give me a shout out. Im gonna go smell some shoes and pass out you bastard. |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
But think about what the Golden girls would do in this situation Orbax!!
I would like to state for the record that the hybrid manufacturing process involved in producing tastefull thread responses was not developed by my private dry cleaning company. The only thing I will admit to is that my private company may trade those old basketball cards on the black market. That is the riskiest endevour I am currently endevouring. So, It is with great psycotic flamboyancy that I totally dispute the idea that I will mention the name of "ORBAX" in a thread created by a Non-Orbax identity, especially since when the Golden Girls are probably not virgins and that the golden part probably refers to golden showers. This is where the hidden meaning to what I am saying is EXSPOSED!
YES. Golden girls having golden showers. THink about it Orbax. Or should I say "Pee Sprinkles"!
You golden universe is golden liquid spraying on everything, thus linking everything I say to you existance. I cant actually say anything without meantioning you in some really obscure way.
Mason. I have successfully washed my dog. I will now try and clean out my PM box!
| quote: | | I start going berserk and go to the store and buy panty hose and put them over my head then bust in to my neighbor's house while they're having dinner and make them play Twister at gunpoint while I rub my belly whistling. |
seriously, your sanity should be made into a great concrete statue and placed in a university somewhere the middle east where millions of children can model their personalities on it. |
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| Orbax |
hey man
where were you again? London? |
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