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The TA Big Brother House
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| tathi |
Highlights for Day 1 in the TA.BB House:
- The TA's tentatively introduce themselves to each other
- PKC stands in the corner, his paranoid eyes dart from housemate to housemate while thinking: "who are these people and why are they staring so hungrily at my mother?"
- MissyM collapses onto the floor and begins to convulse in a random fit of laughter while saliva froths from her mouth.
- Begic and Bateman hold down MissyM's arms while tathi inserts his spoon into her mouth (to prevent the Epileptic from biting off her tongue of course)
- While tathi is spooning MissyM, Begic and Batemans eyes lock, the surreptitious glance conveys more than words ever could. It was love at first sight. |
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| tathi |
Highlights for Day 2 in the TA.BB House:
- A shreik of despair rouses the slumbersome housemates. They run to the source of the desperate cries to find Tachyons contorted body sprawled on the floor wimpering "who stole the bikkies from the cookie jar?!"
- "Tonydanza stole the bikkies from the cookie jar!" PKC claims.
- "Who me? Bulling, you be only sayin' it cus 'm Arab" Tonydanza retorts.
- The housemates examine Tonydanzas eyes - the only part of his body that's not concealed by his Hajib (Currently all the rage in Irans female clothing department)
- "The pupils reveal nothing! Someone must have hidden the bikkies!" Soups cries out
- "HIS A WITCH, BURN HIM! HAHAHAH! HAHAHAH! FIRE IS PRETTY! HAHA!" MissyM blurts out to which the housemates (now accustomed to her random bouts of Tourette's) promptly ignored. |
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| tathi |
Highlights for Day 3 in the TA.BB House:
- In the early hours of the morning Sezzy wakes to the sight of a dead gerbil on her pillow, she bursts into a fit of rage and pulls out a six inch bone saw elaborately carved from the chicken drumstick scraps leftover from last nights dinner
- She grabs Tonydanza from behind holding the bonesaw to his throat demanding an explanation, Tonydanza contests his innocence but it falls on deaf ears
- Big Brother Narzisms' voice booms over the PA system "How dare you break my rules! You have two days to find out who smuggled the Gerbil into the house or I will flood the place with deadly gas that will kill you all! Mwahahahahahhaah!"
- The housemates interrogate tathi (no stranger to strange fetishes) "What happens to one that shelves a Gerbil?"
- "Uncontrollable fits of laughter as it tickles your insides.....or so i've heard"
what happens next in the TA.BB house? |
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| Paulie |
| Seriously, you have got some serious issues. |
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| Trance Nutter |
| yuh, pretty much.:wtf: |
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| tathi |
| quote: | Originally posted by Paulie
Seriously, you have got some serious issues. |
ahh good ol' jaded paulie, just trying to inject some fun into these stale forums ;) if you don't like it don't post :p
/awaits PKC and Begics highlights :D |
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| MiSSyM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Paulie
Seriously, you have got some serious issues. |
hahahahahah YES he is the real one obsessed with gerbils, + TATHI you got it all wrong, coz day 1-MISSYM UNLEASHES HER GRENADES & ONE BY ONE THE REST OF THE TA'S PERISH.
the end.
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| tathi |
| quote: | Originally posted by MiSSyM
hahahahahah YES he is the real one obsessed with gerbils, + TATHI you got it all wrong, coz day 1-MISSYM UNLEASHES HER GRENADES & ONE BY ONE THE REST OF THE TA'S PERISH.
the end.
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pffft and you call yourself a writer? :p |
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| Anomyst |
| quote: | Originally posted by tathi
ahh good ol' jaded paulie, just trying to inject some fun into these stale forums ;) if you don't like it don't post :p
/awaits PKC and Begics highlights :D |
LMAO |
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| tachyon |
lol, this is teh funny. :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
i'd say i got evicted on the 1st week! :toothless
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
- pinkhelmet is rushed to hospital for nutritional issues after failing to move for 8 days having caught a glimpse of herself in the massive bathroom mirror.
- unknown to the other housemates tathi has become his secret identity, the phantom masturbator. jizz is turning up in peculiar places.
- everyone ignores begic coz after 5 days in the house he\'s run out of b-grade movie lines to quote
- except for scotty bateman who follows begic around like a lost puppy (with a hard on).
- despite his chronic masturbation tathi is up for more, so on a drunken evening he and pkc convince mandi to be put on the spit on national television. they bury it hard and fast whilst mandi cries out \'im ordinary!!!\'
- soups is fined several thousand dollars for smuggling in writing utensils and continually plugging the sounds of downunder, his website and his fetish for small boys. |
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