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Officially the Dumbest Person in the World (Part I)
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| Coup |
ive just had this msn convosation, ive took out the non-related rubbish, god help when she wants to carry on! I'm Namistai by the way, the girl is called Allie, and shs Dippy Blonde, very well-suited after this! i no u should mock non-pc skilled people but this was crazy!
ps - 5 mins of solid reading it enough, so dont cack urself at the site of it all! lol!
If you're wondering why i said make a new folder its coz in ez creator choosing the tracks would be harder for her than selecting just the ones thats there, being a smaller window and more stuff on the screen etc...
Namistai says:
need to make some more cd's
Dippy Blonde says:
like wot?
Namistai says:
backup ones, coz i have cable internet i can download music in 2mins which would take u an hour, so to keep it all i listen to it and then burn (write to a cd) in mp3 format and put the cd on the shelf and delete it from my comp
Dippy Blonde says:
oh ok that went totally ova me head but hey sounds gud
Dippy Blonde says:
bleedin technology its all 2 complicated
Namistai says:
lol i wrote that as simple as i could, haha
Dippy Blonde says:
oh ok
Dippy Blonde says:
i no wot u meant its just i dont no how 2 do that
Namistai says:
do u have a cd-writter
Dippy Blonde says:
yea
Namistai says:
and u dont no how to work it?
Dippy Blonde says:
i no how 2 copy cds
Dippy Blonde says:
thats bout it
Namistai says:
take it u have Adaptec Software then
Namistai says:
Easy CD Creator and CD Copier
Dippy Blonde says:
?
Dippy Blonde says:
easy cd creator
Namistai says:
yes, its made by a company called Adaptec
Dippy Blonde says:
oh ok
Dippy Blonde says:
neway
Namistai says:
if you want ill teach you tonite how to use it
Namistai says:
and make scd's
Namistai says:
cd's
Dippy Blonde says:
carry on then
Namistai says:
well what type of cd do you want to make, one full of mp3's to clear space on ur hardrive or a music one for ur stereo
Dippy Blonde says:
well i want 2 take my music from morpheus and put it on a cd so i can listen to it on my stereo
Dippy Blonde says:
*CAN
Dippy Blonde says:
can i do that?
Namistai says:
yes
Namistai says:
ive never actually done that before, but i no how
Dippy Blonde says:
nice
Namistai says:
coz ive never needed to make an audio cd (one to go in audio equipment)
Namistai says:
do u want to make one now?
Dippy Blonde says:
yea
Namistai says:
ok, go fetch a blank cd, lol, brb
Dippy Blonde says:
got it
Dippy Blonde says:
and dont take he piss
Dippy Blonde says:
*the
Dippy Blonde says:
brb
Namistai says:
ok
Namistai says:
lol
right u have a cd?
Dippy Blonde says:
yea
Namistai says:
go into where u download all ur mp3's and move what u want on the cd, example u can have 15 on it, that would prob me max, move them all to a new folder, make one called cd or something, u can delete after
Dippy Blonde says:
how dya do that?
Namistai says:
where do you save ur music
Dippy Blonde says:
morpheus
Namistai says:
go into that folder
Namistai says:
like u are going to play one
Dippy Blonde says:
yea
Namistai says:
what program do u use to play the,
Namistai says:
the,
Namistai says:
them
Namistai says:
Winamp, Windows Media Player
Namistai says:
Music Match etc..
Dippy Blonde says:
morpheus my media
Namistai says:
wee, saves us another hour of pissing around
Dippy Blonde says:
?
Namistai says:
in that folder, right click nothing and select "new" and "folder", name is cd
Namistai says:
is = it
Dippy Blonde says:
its not there
Namistai says:
yes it is, its a windows preset, its everywhere
Dippy Blonde says:
no its not
Namistai says:
this is going to be a long haul
Namistai says:
lol
Dippy Blonde says:
sorry
Namistai says:
u have never made a new folder ever?
Dippy Blonde says:
no
Dippy Blonde says:
dont need 2
Namistai says:
gimmie 2mins
Dippy Blonde says:
k
Namistai says:
ok ur gona have to learn how to open files that i send you, coz i cant be arsed to upload them everytime to the net
Dippy Blonde says:
k
Dippy Blonde says:
wots uploading?
Namistai says:
u no when u go on a website
Dippy Blonde says:
yea
Namistai says:
that is on something called "webspace" web-space, space for files on the web, and u get files on that space thro something called "uploading" upload- the files somewhere else
Dippy Blonde says:
yea but wots uploading?
Namistai says:
i just said, to get the files onto the space for the internet, upload, get rid of, so u transfer the files from ur comp to the internet
Dippy Blonde says:
so uploading is gettin rid of stuff?
Namistai says:
kinda, take downloading, when u download a file, u take it from someone and make a copy of it and put it on ur comp, uploading it the oppersite, u make a copy but send it somewhere instead of take it for urself
Dippy Blonde says:
oh ok
Dippy Blonde says:
i get it now
Dippy Blonde says:
y didnt u say that in the 1st place?
Namistai says:
i did
Namistai says:
lol
Dippy Blonde says:
duh
Dippy Blonde says:
no u didnt
Dippy Blonde says:
cuz i wud ave got it then
Waiting for Dippy Blonde to accept the file "folder.jpg" (135 Kb, less than 2 minutes with a 28.8 modem). Please wait for a response or Cancel (Alt+Q) the file transfer.
Dippy Blonde says:
duh
Transfer of file "folder.jpg" has been accepted by Dippy Blonde. Starting transfer...
Namistai says:
press file in the top left, and when this has finished, click 'open msn recived files'
Namistai says:
and open this file
Namistai says:
thats how u make a new folder
Dippy Blonde says:
k
Transfer of "folder.jpg" is complete.
Namistai says:
u done that?
Dippy Blonde says:
yea but i havent got a little desktop ikon
Dippy Blonde says:
*icon
Namistai says:
wheres the desktop come from?
Dippy Blonde says:
cuz wen i(matt) did my folder "allie's work " i got a little desktop icon
Namistai says:
lol, u dont need one, that is for whats called "quick access" basically meaning u can just click on that on the desktop to save u going all thro ur pc to find it
Dippy Blonde says:
well i want 1 then less effort
Dippy Blonde says:
!!!!!!!!!!!
Namistai says:
want a shortcut for the mp3's or for this folder we'll use to make cd's?
Dippy Blonde says:
huh?
Dippy Blonde says:
wot?
Dippy Blonde says:
Namistai says:
goto where u save ur music but not actually the folder where its saved, just so u can see the name
Namistai says:
of the folder
Dippy Blonde says:
wot?
Namistai says:
what u mean wot? u can get any simpler than that!
Dippy Blonde says:
yea u can get allie simple plz
Dippy Blonde says:
k mayb not
Namistai says:
im making it allie simple
Dippy Blonde says:
no ure not
Dippy Blonde says:
hang on i think my brain cell has come 2 life i think i mite just understand!
Dippy Blonde says:
yea
Dippy Blonde says:
carry on
Waiting for Dippy Blonde to accept the file "morpheus.jpg" (110 Kb, less than 1 minute with a 28.8 modem). Please wait for a response or Cancel (Alt+Q) the file transfer.
Namistai says:
there
Namistai says:
goto that screen
Transfer of file "morpheus.jpg" has been accepted by Dippy Blonde. Starting transfer...
Transfer of "morpheus.jpg" is complete.
Dippy Blonde says:
wots that
Dippy Blonde says:
?
Namistai says:
erm..where u save ur music?
Dippy Blonde says:
no its not
Namistai says:
well where the do u save it!
Dippy Blonde says:
morpheus
Dippy Blonde says:
i click on the little M and its all saved in my media and its there ready 4 me 2 play
Namistai says:
yes but thats where it saves it on your computer
Dippy Blonde says:
and
Dippy Blonde says:
?
Namistai says:
well how to u intend making a cd without the files?
Dippy Blonde says:
i dunno
Namistai says:
so goto that folder, if u cant do that, open explorer and where u would normally write www.uboot.com or somethng like that, type what i senfd
Namistai says:
C:\Program Files\Morpheus
Dippy Blonde says:
got it
Namistai says:
one sec
Namistai says:
right
Namistai says:
open my shared folder
Namistai says:
you'll find loads of files, ur music
Dippy Blonde says:
yea
Namistai says:
thats all ur music, lol
Namistai says:
select 15, the 15 that u want on this cd
Namistai says:
to select more than one
Namistai says:
click one
Namistai says:
and hold Ctrl on the keyboard, and then select another, continue to hold Ctrl and select another
Namistai says:
etcccc
Dippy Blonde says:
k
Namistai says:
when u have, Press Ctrl + C together, and then move to the new folder u made, go into it and press Ctrl + V together, and it will copy them all to that folder
Namistai says:
Ctrl + C = Copy
Ctrl + V = Paste
Dippy Blonde says:
i was ment 2 make a new folder?
Namistai says:
erm, yar?
Namistai says:
if u havent
Dippy Blonde says:
ohhhhhhhhh
Namistai says:
make one in morpheus instead
Dippy Blonde says:
im sooooo tired and nothings registerin
Dippy Blonde says:
as u can tell
Namistai says:
well try plz coz i am
Dippy Blonde says:
how dya make the folder go in2 it?
Namistai says:
how do u make the music (files) go into the new folder?
Dippy Blonde says:
no how do u get the new folder to appear alongside all of the stuff ure gona copy?
Namistai says:
right click and click arrange icons and click by name
Dippy Blonde says:
u no wot it cuz i need a baf and im fallin asleep here
Dippy Blonde says:
i'll save this so we dont need 2 recap it
Namistai says:
ok
arrrrgh!!!!! when we resume ill log part II, see how much fun that is, coz that'll be actually making the cd! lol! |
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| SYNthSRI |
sounds like my job everyday
lol
and
have to correct you here, but Easy CD Creator is now made by Roxio let's not confuse toooo many people now ;):D
you're a real sweetheart there coup :p
offering help and not wanting anything in return :stongue: |
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| ABTsportsline |
i couldnt be arsed to read all that, as its too long. (read some of it)....
but i do know this: she must be a pro in the bedroom. ;)
-ABT- |
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| SYNthSRI |
| quote: | Originally posted by ABTsportsline
i couldnt be arsed to read all that, as its too long. (read some of it)....
but i do know this: she must be a pro in the bedroom. ;)
-ABT- |
lol..was thinkin the same thing
actually to add was also picturin that this beeyatch is prob. the type that doesn't cook or clean and would prob. make more money standing in the corner than I would make normally -- Coup -- no offense ;)
haha :D |
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| Coup |
| haha! well to be totally correct, it was created by Adaptec under that name but then that section of Adaptec got took over by Roxio, or something along them lines! |
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| Haak |
| Hahahahaha! Read it all. Can't believe you have the patience for that! :D |
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| dj dave b |
| LOL, that is a LOT to read!!! i managed half.. and i myself have been in that situation quite a number of times lol |
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| torontotrance |
| Sounds like a lamer of the day canidate |
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| Tranex02 |
wow coup...that's mighty nice of you:p
i would do the same if i had the time... |
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| M.A.R.K |
lol i'm so glad i'm not doing that for some people anymore. lol
good luck coup... you mite need it mate...hahahaa :D |
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| verminator |
lol??
how is it possible ? =)
n0 h0pe at all :)
| quote: | | but i do know this: she must be a pro in the bedroom. |
hihi yah.. if she isnt.... too bad.. no intelligence, and no skills in bed = lost :D
greetZ! |
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| Cosmo |
hahahah! I meet this sooooo often!
For example:
How would you call a person who put a slice of sausage into his comp's CD-ROM for (I'm quoting)
"To see what will happen"  |
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