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ok so gimme some hints... (pg. 2)
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| Masonious |
If you *do* decide to hit on women while wearing the hat, here is some useful advice:
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Though there is no way of completely neutralising pepper spray, its effect can be minimised or stopped. As veteran chili-eaters know, capsicum is not soluble in water, and even large volumes of it will have little to no effect. It is, however, soluble in fats and oils, and detergents can be used to wash it off.
Victims should be encouraged to blink vigorously in order to encourage tears, which will help flush the irritant from the eyes. Some of the oil can be washed off the face using a degreasing, non-oily soap such as a mild dish detergent, and a fan will provide some relief.
Some "triple-action" pepper sprays also contain "tear gas" (CS gas), which can be neutralised with sodium metabisulfite (Campden tablets, used in homebrewing), though it, too, is fat-soluble and could be washed off to a degree with milk, and some contain a UV "blanketing" dye (little can be done against this, but its effects are not nearly as dramatic).
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| Estella |
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| dj_alfi |
| quote: | Originally posted by Masonious
If you *do* decide to hit on women while wearing the hat, here is some useful advice:
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Though there is no way of completely neutralising pepper spray, its effect can be minimised or stopped. As veteran chili-eaters know, capsicum is not soluble in water, and even large volumes of it will have little to no effect. It is, however, soluble in fats and oils, and detergents can be used to wash it off.
Victims should be encouraged to blink vigorously in order to encourage tears, which will help flush the irritant from the eyes. Some of the oil can be washed off the face using a degreasing, non-oily soap such as a mild dish detergent, and a fan will provide some relief.
Some "triple-action" pepper sprays also contain "tear gas" (CS gas), which can be neutralised with sodium metabisulfite (Campden tablets, used in homebrewing), though it, too, is fat-soluble and could be washed off to a degree with milk, and some contain a UV "blanketing" dye (little can be done against this, but its effects are not nearly as dramatic).
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dude, pepper spray is waaaay worse than cs gas.. edit: just read thru all of it and thats a bunch of bull. encouraging tears will do nothing, as oil based pepper spray is hell to get out, since water (tears also) and oil dont mix. it will only it more up. trust me, ive tried!
but anyhoo, everybody has to wear this. its the uniform that the guards wear when they are guarding the castle.. so yeah.. im gonna carry the hat..
oh and yeah, i got like ten numbers last time i wore it out. it was a 150 year anniversary of the guards, and afterwards me and a mate were waiting for our orders (we are chauffeurs) and a bunch of hot girls came up to us. like all the time. |
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| Marc Summers |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_alfi
dude, pepper spray is waaaay worse than cs gas..
but anyhoo, everybody has to wear this. its the uniform that the guards wear when they are guarding the castle.. so yeah.. im gonna carry the hat.. |
carry the hat... on your head! |
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| dj_alfi |
| quote: | Originally posted by Marc Summers
carry the hat... on your head! |
oh ill carry it... on my COCK |
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| DigitalPhoenix |
Listen to Jenny - be assertive, funny, agressive flirtation & just have fun.
Remember the jimmy hat! :D |
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| dj_alfi |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix
Listen to Jenny - be assertive, funny, agressive flirtation & just have fun.
Remember the jimmy hat! :D |
what the is a jimmy hat? a condom? if so, hell yeah lol
but whatever, if u dont like the hat, than hey you [/beastie boys mode] i have to wear the uniform. its kinda like what its about. the guards. and their hot dates. at 0100 we change into more casual clothes. |
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| DigitalPhoenix |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_alfi
what the is a jimmy hat? a condom? |
YAARRRR MATE..
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| Estella |
| hmmm yeah, so your not wearing the hat, right? |
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| dj_alfi |
yarrrr mom is a jimmy hat..
here are some other pictures showing the uniform...
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| Estella |
I'm just messin' wittle Alfi!
Anyway, pimp ride! that'll open her legs ;) |
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| JBDreamerie |
use the method that i use, which has worked several times; i call it the d and s.
the d stands for getting her drunk
the s stand for swooping in for the kill.
pretty basic really: get her quite tipsy, make a couple jokes, and swoop up behind her, turn her, and enjoy... |
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