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Jokes about blondes
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| Eugene |
Two blondes are riding a train:
"Isn't it amazing how neatly these drivers always go into the tunnel? I can't even drive into my own garage that well."
"Maybe they know the road very well."
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A blonde brings a picture of her dead husband to a photographer and says:
"Can you enlarge it?"
"Yes, ma'am."
"Can you take his hat off?"
"Yes, but you'll have to tell us what his hairstyle was."
"Why? You'll see when you take the hat off."
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A blonde mother comes into a store and says,
"I want to buy panties for my daughter. She is in 8th grade."
"Could you be a little more clear?"
"Section 8-B."
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A policeman says to a blonde,
"You parked your car right in the middle of the street, that's not allowed!"
"So? I left the doors open, so people can walk freely."
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Why do blondes throw their watches out the window?
They want to see how time flies.
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Why do blondes remove the doors in their bathrooms?
So that no one will peek through the keyhole.
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A businessman gave his blonde wife a present on her birthday: a very nice mobile (cell) phone. He called her the next day to find out how she liked her new toy.
"Honey, how do you like your new cell phone?"
"Darling, it's excellent, I love it! I have one question, though."
"And what is that, my darling?"
"How did you know I was at WalMart?"
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What is the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?
It's approximately known how many men were on the Titanic.
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Why does a blonde constantly sit near an electric plug?
She expects e-mail.
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A blonde returns from a trip on an airplane, looks at her knees, and says, "Finally, the two of you are together!"
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| AnotherWay83 |
| hehe good ones man |
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| Julie_Spyder |
| LOL.. i know i'm a blond.. but thats tstill funny too me... sorry.. |
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| Bondor |
i got one ..
how do you kill a blond?
put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool |
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| lMIlk |
| haha bondor thats a good one |
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| Rustang! |
A blonde woman is driving very fast and dangerously when a cop pulls her over.
"Do you know how fast you were going ma'am?"
"No officer, was I speeding"
"Yes, I'm afraid I'm going to have to give you a ticket. Can I see your license?"
"Sure, here it is....is there anything I can do to change your mind?"
"Ok, just let me go check the computer and I'll see what I can do"
The officer goes to his car for a few minutes, and returns to the woman's car with his pants un-done and his schlong sticking out.
Then the woman says "Oh no! Not another breathalizer!" |
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| tiesto14 |
| NICE....hahhahahha...LOL:stongue: |
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| AnotherWay83 |
yo tiesto14..weren't u supposed to, uhm, LEAVE???
BUAHAHAHAHAH :D just kidding man,
peace |
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| TiestoInTheMix |
| quote: | Originally posted by Eugene
Two blondes are riding a train:
What is the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?
It's approximately known how many men were on the Titanic.
A blonde returns from a trip on an airplane, looks at her knees, and says, "Finally, the two of you are together!"
:toothless |
hmmmm, offensive... ME LIKEY! LOL |
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| Cosmo |
| I wonder where brunette is! I bet she will appear in this thread! :D :D |
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