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so my ex girlfriend calls me and..... (pg. 3)
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| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
tell your ex there is no room for her to stay with you because you live with your boyfriend. |
but then they might want to get in on foursome action :( and when they show up there's only one dude they'll be like :wtf: and you'll have to be like :conf: |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Minhaj
has anyone hear been in a threesome before?
if so how it happen? |
Yes, ex girlfriend was bi and we had a few threesomes. Quite honestly.... they are extremely over-rated. Sure, it's a good story for the grand children but it's not great sex. There's way too much stopping and starting. The girls will care much more about eachother then you. The girls will last longer then you.... and you'll be wishing they would just piss off and let you have a nap after you've finished. Worst of all is the drama that will inevitably follow if any of the parties have any emotional attachments to each other. Seriously, it's not that good, however, it's worth doing it just for the experiance. |
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| !LL |
I guess you will end by realizing you've been listening one full month to two hot GAY chicks moaning and groaning @ night in the next room... and w/ you madly/deeply/furiously masturbating in yours. that equals to pwn, end of story :)
sorry for being sarcastic, but realistic :disbelief |
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| stren |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
lol best alt evar! |
lol definatelly! this one has at least has a good story to tell |
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| sakabatou |
I reckon this is going to be a deep burn.
You won't see it coming, but we will, in the form of a thread weeks from now thats title is:
"my girlfriend lied"
It'll contain information about how you set up a nice room for them to stay in, and etc etc, went to loads of trouble and she turns up on the day with a bloke, and you'll be so shocked, dumbfounded and owned that you'll let him stay anyway, as you can't send them packing as that wouold be too mean.
Anyone else see this coming?
If I say owned now, before this happens, and it does, will that be predictowned?... hmmmmmmmmmmmmm ideas? |
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| DigitalPhoenix |
I call bull "of almost high quality grade"
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Where's my beer?? :( |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Yes, ex girlfriend was bi and we had a few threesomes. Quite honestly.... they are extremely over-rated. Sure, it's a good story for the grand children but it's not great sex. There's way too much stopping and starting. The girls will care much more about eachother then you. The girls will last longer then you.... and you'll be wishing they would just piss off and let you have a nap after you've finished. Worst of all is the drama that will inevitably follow if any of the parties have any emotional attachments to each other. Seriously, it's not that good, however, it's worth doing it just for the experiance. |
this is definatley the truth.. unless you get really drunk it would be nce to see the advantages of 2 girls getting you off rather then just one hahaa
anyways yeah ive never had a threesome before but if there is an opportunity to do it i would go for it.. its a good story for the kids just remember once you blow your load.. grab another condom strap it on and giverhergo again.. theres no time to waste! |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by starboy
stupidest lie ever, congrats! |
whats your problem.. your just jealous cause youve never had a threesome :p |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
If this is true, then you will inevitably end up becoming a door mat. If this is false you're a door mat. So either way I tread my feet on you
tread tread tread tread tread tread tread and so on & so forth. |
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| Boomer187 |
OMG for real,
can I get pics of you plz? |
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| all-nite-freak |
magic formula is
1+0=buttsechs |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by josh4
If anything happens, you are under strict obligation to post pics.
If you post vids you'll be crowned TA of the year. |
im not giving up my tittle that easily
ill post pics of a threesome with 2 core chicks |
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