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| dj_kane |
Look what some idiot sent to my pms. i no its not a track but i have to show you this. must thing people are stupid.
FROM YOUR BROTHER KOFFI AKIMBO
FROM YOUR BROTHER KOFFI AKIMBO
COTE D'IVOIRE
ABIDJAN
WEST AFRICA
I GOT YOUR EMAIL CONTACT FROM http://www.tranceaddict.com
DEAR ONE,
PERMIT ME TO INFORM YOU OF MY DESIRE OF GOING INTO BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU. I KNOW THIS MAIL MAY COME TO YOU AS A SURPRISE, SINCE WE HAVE NOT KNOWN OR WRITTEN BEFORE.
INTRODUCING MYSELF, I AM KOFFI AKIMBO, THE ONLY SON OF THE LATE MR AND MRS ADAMS AKIMBO, MY FATHER WAS A GOLD AND COCOA MERCHANT BASED IN ACCRA, GHANA AND ABIDJAN (IVORY COAST), HE WAS POISONED TO DEATH BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES ON ONE OF THEIR BUSINESS TRIPS. BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER ON 29TH JUNE 2005 IN A PRIVATE HOSPITAL HERE IN ABIDJAN. HE SECRETLY CALLED ME ON HIS BEDSIDE AND TOLD ME THAT HE HAS A SUM OF USD $6.5( SIX MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS ), DEPOSITED IN A SUSPENCE ACCOUNT IN ONE OF THE PRIME BANK HERE IN ABIDJAN IVORY COAST , THAT HE USED MY NAME AS HIS ONLY SON FOR THE NEXT OF KIN IN
DEPOSITING OF THE FUND. HE ALSO EXPLAINED TO ME THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF THIS WEALTH THAT HE WAS POISONED BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES, THAT I SHOULD SEEK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER IN A COUNTRY OF MY CHOICE WHERE I WILL TRANSFER THIS MONEY AND USE IT FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSE
SUCH AS EXPANSION OF HIS EXISTING COCOA BUSINESS AND REAL ESTATE MANAGEMENT OVERSEAS.
DEAR, I AM HUMBLY SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE FOLLOWING WAYS.
1) TO ASSIST ME IN RETRIVING THIS MONEY FROM THE BANK
2) TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN OF THIS FUND.
3) TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR ME TO COME OVER TO YOUR
COUNTRY TO FURTHER MY EDUCATION AND TO SECURE A RESIDENTIAL PERMIT IN YOUR COUNTRY MOREOVER, I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU 10% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS COMPENSATION FOR YOUR EFFORT/INPUT AFTER THE SUCCESSFUL TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOUR NOMINATED ACCOUNT OVERSEAS, WHILE 5% WILL BE SET ASIDE TO OFFESET ANY EXPENSES WE MAY INCUR.
FURTHERMORE, YOU CAN INDICATE YOUR OPTION TOWARDS ASSISTING ME AS I BELIEVE THAT THIS TRANSACTION WOULD BE CONCLUDED WITHIN SEVEN (7) WORKING DAYS YOU SIGNIFY INTEREST TO ASSIST ME.
MR KOFFI AKIMBO
NOTE:PLEASE REPLY TO MY PRIVATE E-MAIL BOX
BELOW; [email protected]
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am koffi akimbo a boy looking for honest one who will assist me to transfer my late fathers money into his or her account
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| Mr.Mystery |
| What does that have to do with music promotion? Pretty much all of us got that... |
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| dj_kane |
| i no you ing idiot i said at the top if you read "i no its not a track". |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_kane
i no you ing idiot i said at the top if you read "i no its not a track". |
So you "no" it's the wrong forum but you post it anyway? Why? |
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| dj_kane |
| because i feel like annoying you today! |
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| Drik |
Maybe you can sing a song about this? That would make it fit here :D
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| dj_kane |
| :haha: :haha: good idea. think mr mystery could write the best lyrics though as he has permanent pmt (time of the month). |
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| [Alpha]Dave |
| haha, I also recived that PM! :haha: |
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| Mr Rogers |
| that is hilarious |
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