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| mmx |
| If you want to really piss him off, tell him you want to send him a free laptop you have here as a gift for his kindness, but ask him to pay for shipping. Now, what you do is get a big box and fill it up with junk, such as old broken hardware and miscellaneous trash. Watch him pay 200$ for a big box of . |
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| jesteraver |
| quote: | Originally posted by mmx
If you want to really piss him off, tell him you want to send him a free laptop you have here as a gift for his kindness, but ask him to pay for shipping. Now, what you do is get a big box and fill it up with junk, such as old broken hardware and miscellaneous trash. Watch him pay 200$ for a big box of . |
Even more fun.
An envelope sealed with sarin or anthrax. |
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| DJ Charlie |
| quote: | Originally posted by jesteraver
Even more fun.
An envelope sealed with sarin or anthrax. |
dude ..wtf |
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| DJ Charlie |
| quote: | Originally posted by mmx
If you want to really piss him off, tell him you want to send him a free laptop you have here as a gift for his kindness, but ask him to pay for shipping. Now, what you do is get a big box and fill it up with junk, such as old broken hardware and miscellaneous trash. Watch him pay 200$ for a big box of . |
that wouldn't be a too good idea cause he would have to give sender address |
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| jesteraver |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Charlie
that wouldn't be a too good idea cause he would have to give sender address |
most likely would give some mail box in the middle of know where or have it shipped to a P.O box thats if they have that in Cote d'Ivorie.
Reason why I said send a letter of sarin or anthrax. One less scum bag on the planet. |
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| Azz3D |
ok here's a good idea
tell him you'll fly over and meet him over there
but in a town 300 miles away or something
make him waste his time, thats the whole point of "scam baiting"
oh yeah, make sure you use gmail when you send these e-mails because gmail hides the e-mail header information |
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| magikb |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Charlie
dude ..wtf |
LMAO.. I had the same response and laughed when I read yours :) |
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| jesteraver |
| quote: | Originally posted by Azz3D
oh yeah, make sure you use gmail when you send these e-mails because gmail hides the e-mail header information |
thats news to me |
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| Enjoy |
| quote: | Dear Mr. Paul,
I received your last mail to me and I will not delay to inform you my discussion with the bank today, I spoke with the bank director Mr. Charles N'guessan today, he said that what the bank needed from us to transfer my fund to your account for investment are the following information’s below:
1. Your banking details where the funds will be transfering into, Bank name and address, Account number, Routing number and Account holder's name.
2. Your direct telephone, fax and mobile numbers for prompt communication and for paper works.
3. Certificate of administration issue from the probate registry in Ministry of Justice here in
Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire.
4. Certificate of sworn affidavit of trust/claim issue from the High Court of Cote D'Ivoire.
5. Official Lodgement reciept issued to the original depositor which was my late father.
I am in possession of the number (5) document which is the Official Lodgement reciept. Therefore what remaining are the number (1), (2), (3) and (4) requirements we need to get and submitt to the bank to enable the bank to effected the wire transfer immediately. I asked the bank director how possible we can get the number (3) and (4) documents, He said that we can use the services of their financial Lawyer attached to their legal department.
As a matter that require urgency below is the bank contact as followings....
Bank name : Standard Credit Union Bank
Address : 470. BP Rue 7, Abidjan - Cote d'Ivoire
Telephone : +225 0857 9377
Fax - line : +225 0857 9477
Email : [email protected][/email] or [email][email protected]
Contact : Mr. Charles N'Guessan (Gen. Director Inter.Remittance Department).
Please go ahead and contact the bank immediately you receive this my letter and acknowledge the requirements which the bank requested, when you contact the bank director ask him to give you the contact of the Lawyer who can help us to obtain the two other documents they requested which will empower them to facilitate the wire transfer of my fund ($6.5 million US dollars) to your account for investment purpose.
Dear Mr. Paul, I will plead you with the name of God almighty to maintain the secret of this noble transaction between "Me and You" only untill we come to accomplished and I leave this country and fly to meet you over in your country for investment purpose and to continue my education as well in medicine, because I am suffering down here in this country without nobody helping me or taking care of me.
Sincerely, if you could help me out, franckly speaking I will always be of enough appreciations to you throughout my lifetime and I will always remember your goodness to me all the entire days of my life.
Please kindly send me your picture and your family too immediately and a full informations about yourself, such as your occupation, marital status, positions, family background, including home and office addresses ok. Like I told you in my first letter I am willing to give you 10% commission of the total sum $6.5 million US dollars, provided you help me out from my situation and also another 5% for any expenses that you will make during the entire of this transaction until the succesful end of it.
Please quickly call him immediately now on his telephone number so that you both can arrange the urgent wire transfer of this my funds to your bank account. I will call you later so that we can talk.
I look forward hearing from you soonest after communicating with the banker.
Yours Sincerely,
Koffi Akimbo.
Tel: +225 0814 8400 |
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| jesteraver |
| Interesting they changed banks. |
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| Deluca |
i just took a class on organized crime at concordia,
and a large section was devoted on this same letter scam,
these mofo's have made tons of money on unsuspecting ppl,
cheated senoir citizens out of old age pensions n ...
seems their government (which is ing corrupt like u wouldn't believe)
is helping them out.
anyways its amazing this is still in circulation
nail these bastards! |
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| Enjoy |
| quote: | Hi Koffi,
I am not comfortable to send you the pictures of my family. Give me some proof that you are not trying to fraud me.
Take care. |
and he replies..
| quote: | Compliments of the day and happy Sunday.
I well received your last mail to me and I will not delay to inform you that I am just coming back from the Church Sunday service, I prayed for you dear Paul, and alsqo prayed for the successful of this noble transaction, I committed everything to the hands of the good Lord and asked him to take an absolute control over this transaction to see us accomplish in all our dream's and wishes.
Likewise I told you before dear Paul, what the bank needed from us to transfer the $6.5 million US dollars to your account for investment purpose are the following information’s below:
1. Your banking details where the funds will be transfering into, Bank name and address, Account number, Routing number and Account holder's name.
2. Your direct telephone, fax and mobile numbers for prompt communication and for paper works.
3. Certificate of administration issue from the probate registry in Ministry of Justice here in
Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire.
4. Certificate of sworn affidavit of trust/claim issue from the High Court of Cote D'Ivoire.
5. Official Lodgement reciept issued to the original depositor which was my late father.
I am in possession of the number (5) document which is the Official Lodgement reciept. Therefore what remaining are the number (1), (2), (3) and (4) requirements we need to get and submitt to the bank to enable the bank to effected the wire transfer immediately. I asked the bank director how possible we can get the number (3) and (4) documents, He said that we can use the services of their financial Lawyer attached to their legal department.
As a matter that require urgency below is the bank contact as followings....
Bank name : Standard Credit Union Bank
Address : 470. BP Rue 7, Abidjan - Cote d'Ivoire
Telephone : +225 0857 9377
Fax - line : +225 0857 9477
Email : [email protected][/email] or [email][email protected]
Contact : Mr. Charles N'Guessan (Gen. Director Inter.Remittance Department).
Go ahead and contact the bank first thing tomorrow morning being Monday and confirm the existence of the money, thereby comply with the bank director Mr. Charles N'Guessan concerning the wire transfer of the money to your account, because he promosed me that as soon as we get the requirements the bank needed and submitt them to the bank accordingly, he will make the wire transfer of the money to any account you provide to them within 48 bankiing hours.
Dear Mr. Paul, I will plead you once again with the name of God almighty to maintain the secret of this noble transaction between "Me and You" only untill we come to accomplished and I leave this country and fly to meet you over in your country for investment purpose and to continue my education as well in medicine, because I am suffering down here in this country without nobody helping me or taking care of me.
Sincerely, if you could help me out, franckly speaking I will always be of enough appreciations to you throughout my lifetime and I will always remember your goodness to me all the entire days of my life.
Please kindly send me your picture and your family too immediately and a full informations about yourself, such as your occupation, marital status, positions, family background, including home and office addresses ok. Like I told you in my first letter I am willing to give you 10% commission of the total sum $6.5 million US dollars, provided you help me out from my situation and also another 5% for any expenses that you will make during the entire of this transaction until the succesful end of it.
I look forward hearing from you after communicating with the banker tomorrow.
Yours Sincerely,
Koffi Akimbo.
Tel: +225 0814 8400 |
he's gettin boring
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| quote: | Hello Koffi,
After thinking about it, I think I deserve more than 10%. From what I gather you are not in a position to negotiate. Therefore, I ask for 50% of the sum your father left you.
I will call the bank tomorrow.
Take care. |
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