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The Buy-Psy-T-A-Dildo Fund (pg. 7)
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| enferno |
then why do you want a dildo?
are you t3h gayz0r? |
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| yujie__ |
| quote: | Originally posted by enferno
is psy t a girl? |
i thought is psy-t a tgirl? :eek: |
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| Sunflower |
| quote: | Originally posted by yujie__
i thought is psy-t a tgirl? :eek: |
nope. ive seen his penor |
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| Psy-T |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
Dad: "PSY!!! You have a package!!"
Psy: "OH YAY!!!" *runs like a little school girl towards his pleasantly wrapped dildo*
Dad: "What is it son?"
Psy: "Uhhh... I dunno. I'll open it later."
Dad: "Well aren't you curious what's inside?"
Psy: "Well... ummm... I think it is some pictures or something from a friend."
Dad: "Then open it. Let's take a look." *grabs package and opens it*
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Dad: "OMFG!!! YOU HAVE A DILDO!!! MY SON LIKES THE PENOR!!!"
Psy: "DAD!!" *cries and runs away*
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first off, my dad is the quiet type, it would most likely be my mom if anything, and it'd go more like this:
mom: alon, you got some package in the mail
me: cool, more promo records
*get home with the pack, put dildo in a drawer, rearrange the vinyl on the shelf to put some 'newer' looking ones at front*
the end
and then at some later date...
*psy masturbates with his new dildo in his room and forgets to lock the door, mom barges into room, catches a glimpse and leaves laughing her ass off*
*psy's ego deflated for the next couple of hours, till he forgets the event enitrely*
and no, they wouldn't assume i'm gay... bi at worst (friends of mine told me that i told them i had been caught in the act with random girls.. i myself don't remember that :p) |
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| Psy-T |
| quote: | Originally posted by enferno
then why do you want a dildo?
are you t3h gayz0r? |
i <3 teh cock, i do not <3 the body normally attached to a = i <3 shemales, and i <3 dildos |
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| Psy-T |
| quote: | Originally posted by enferno
can i ask why? |
1. males have a 'g-spot' which can be stimulated via assplay, knowing this led me to experiment with it which i greatly enjoyed
2. narcism drove me to fall in love with my own cock, how that got into loving other cocks in general i dont know, but it happened
as for the general being attracted to shemales:
i only once bought a porno video, and it was as a gag to a party, and it was a shemale porn, and i got aroused while most of the guys got sick, and most of the girls laughed their asses off... see the shemale was hot enough for all the guys to get aroused by it... til they saw she had a :p
it was my first exposure to the existence of shemales and i've been into them ever since lol |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by enferno
neato |
Enfernsnail? |
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| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
I you not...
It's in my "sex drawer" still in the original package. The guy who gave it to me probably thought he would get to use it with me... wishful thinking! |
srsly wtf
i'll pay s&h if you want rid of them :p |
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