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NBA Player Drunk, Masturbating, crashes SUV (pg. 2)
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by glass
like this hasn't happened to like......... everyone. :D
Damn, I should have played more BBall growing up, that way everytime I crash my car, while masterbating, drinking, driving and watching porn. I could actually get away with it for a change. Man Milwaukee cops are dicks:p |
sad part is he's not kidding... or maybe not so sad and more funny :toothless |
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| RapidFire |
| quote: | Originally posted by enferno
touche
cept you're the only one who lol'd you jerk! |
I was trying to chear you up :gsmile: |
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| MarkT |
safety first...two hands on the wheel.
so when you're driving drunk...you make sure you have a *passenger* to jerk you off while you're watching porn on the LCD.
ing amateur :rolleyes: |
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| OnePercent |
| Eddie Griffin has a nice stroke. |
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| iammesol |
| this is one way to know you're addicted... |
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| washout |
masturbating drunk.
so sad. |
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| *~*Angelblue*~* |
| hahahahahahahahahahahahaha too ing funny!!! skeet! skeet! skeet! |
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| LeopoldStotch |
| yet again. another mediocre sports athlete takes the fall. :o |
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| Inconspicuous |
| quote: | Originally posted by LeopoldStotch
yet again. another mediocre sports athlete takes the fall. :o |
yeah, it's only fun when those mediocre trivia athletes fail. |
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| Protege |
| quote: | Originally posted by washout
masturbating drunk.
so sad. |
what, youve never done it? |
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