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**** chuck norris
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| Minhaj |
Chuck Norris sucks dick for cab fare and then walks home.
Chuck Norris' semen cures cancer. Too bad he has AIDS.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He passes out after two wine coolers.
The chief import of Chuck Norris is cock.
Chuck Norris shampoos with conditioner, and then actually repeats.
Chuck Norris masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once became popular for no apparent reason whatsoever.
A Chinaman once told Chuck Norris that his penis was small during a karate tournament.
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris' most lethal art is face painting.
more at
http://www.norrisfacts.com/ |
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| Marc Summers |
:stongue: :stongue:
finally! |
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| D-res |
| quote: | Originally posted by Minhaj
The chief import of Chuck Norris is cock.
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:stongue: :wtf: |
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| bananas |
| but...but...but it's not funny. rly, it isn't |
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| Minhaj |
| quote: | Originally posted by bananas
but...but...but it's not funny. rly, it isn't |
the truth is never funny |
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| Marc Summers |
| quote: | | Chuck Norris has no friends on MySpace. Not even Tom. |
ouch. |
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| tribu |
| quote: | | After a night of passionate love with Tony Danza, Chuck Norris took the morning after pill, fearing an unwanted pregnancy. |
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| D-res |
| quote: | | Chuck Norris once tried to eat a 72 oz steak in an hour, but filled up on a house salad then threw up. |
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EDIT: | quote: | | Chuck Norris masturbates furiously in a corner whenever he sees a Bowflex commercial. |
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| Protege |
| quote: | | Chuck Norris masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris. |
Theres nothing wrong with that. |
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| Moongoose |
| The owner of that side is begging for a roundhouse kick to end his miserable existance. |
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| RapidFire |
| almost as funny as the vin diesel facts. in other words- NOT AT ALL. |
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