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God exists because there are bananas.
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by DarkAngel
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Think about it man.
And Louie Anderson was made in the image of a watermelon. |
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| Ygrene |
| If that's true then we have to rethink our use of the coconut!!! |
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| Sunsnail |
| god must hate europeans since bananas do not grow there |
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
If that's true then we have to rethink our use of the coconut!!! |
I was so waiting for the guy in the video to mention the banana phone :( |
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunsnail
god must hate europeans since bananas do not grow there |
Hey man, it's called Pangea. God made ham legs, abortions, and apple anuses. |
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | | Heres the problem. Bananas in the wild are actually smaller, full of seeds and have to be boiled before they are easily eaten. Bananas were domesticated about 8000 bce in New Guinea. This is like saying god created dogs as perfect companions to man. We all know humans domesticated those animals... and we also know that we domesticated bananas, but this fine austrailian fellow either doesnt know or has no qualms about lying. |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| I cant wait to see the episode when he goes on to explain how the banana can also amazingly fit into a vagina. He should really put his moustache in a porno. |
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunsnail
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your mom domesticated my banana |
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