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Theo Walcott's World Cup Diary
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What I did on my summer holiday
By Theo Walcott Esq aged 8 1/2
I went to a place called Germany with my Uncle Sven and some other grown
up's. It is a country in Europe where a bad man called Adolf used to
live with his nazties, he does not live there anymore, Uncle Owen does
live there, and the grown up's say I cant talk about the bad man as it
will make Uncle Owen cry if I do.
In Germany there are lots of castles and some mountains. We are staying
in a place called Baden Baden that's a silly name, Uncle Frank has the
same name as his dad, that's silly too, his mum must get their
underpants mixed up all the time.
On the aeroplane Uncle Sol sat next to me, he got me some toffee and
wants to be my friend, he works at the place where I do my YTS, so does
Uncle Freddy but him and Uncle Sol are not best friends anymore.
Uncle Owen met us at the airport, he talks foreign, Uncle Wayne, Uncle
Steven and Uncle David also talk funny, my mum says Uncle David talks
like Orville, he is a duck, Uncle Sol say's uncle David wears dresses
and knickers, and asked me if I had ever worn them. Uncle Sol got me
some pop.
In Germany the grown ups are going to play football, my grandad says we
beat them in the olden days before my mum was born. That is a long time
ago.
While the grown up's went to play football so I went shopping with
Auntie Vicky and some other girls she bought me a big ice cream and got
herself a little one but she said she was full before she had eaten any
and threw it away. She bought lots of shoes and handbags and let me play
with Brooklyn. She say's she used to be in a pop band and sang me one of
her songs, I think she was telling fibs.
I told Uncle Sol about my day out with Vicky and he sulked, then he
bought me an even bigger ice cream with lots of hundred's & thousands on
it.
All the other grown up's have a girlfriend except Uncle Sol so he plays
with me while they go out. Uncle Sven says I must keep Uncle Sol happy,
that's why I got taken on holiday.
The grown up's went to play Football against somebody called Sweden,
Uncle Sol was crying as Uncle Freddy played for them and would not talk
to him. Uncle Sol bought me lots of toffee today and some crisps. Uncle
Sven is from Sweden and I heard him on the phone to their boss last
night. Uncle Michael hurt his knee and had to go home to his mum for a
plaster. Uncle Peter is a giant, a proper giant like you see in books,
he is rubbish at football though.
Uncle Wayne had a sore toe at the start of out holiday but it got better
so they let him play football. Uncle Sol got me a present but I do not
like it. He says all Germans wear leather underpants and I should while
we are here, they are too tight for me.
All the grown up's started to call Uncle Wayne a potato head who stood
on somebodys spuds. He got shouted at by the referee. They are all
saying that we have to go home now. Uncle Sol was crying again and I had
to sit on his knee to make him stop. He had his mobile phone in his
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| Dublin Guy |
rooney forgives ronaldo.....
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| raveed |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dublin Guy
rooney forgives ronaldo.....
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hmm, i thought AIG were our sponsors for this season.
You should have just left your funnies at theo walcotts diary, now that was fukin funny |
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| Lira |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
Is there any reason why Sol is portrayed paedophilially, or it's just a random joke? |
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| Michael19 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
Is there any reason why Sol is portrayed paedophilially, or it's just a random joke? |
When sol has his "breakdown" earlier i nthe season rumours were going around that he was seeing freddie ljunberg but when reyes was signed ljunberg and reyes started going out and that why sol had his "breakdown"
Always been rumoured sol cambell is gay. I didnt think it was part of the group that where "outed" by the sun or was it the News of thw world? but the mobile phone comments seems to imply he was. |
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