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Ice Cream Truck Lady Is a *******
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| TweeK |
So today i flaged down one of those ghetto ass Ice Cream Trucks. And then the Ice Cream Lady pops her little beatty ass head out the window. And shes like "man bitch what do you want". And im like. Sup hoe. Ill take the Hulk Ice Cream. Kthnx
And shes like we dont have the "Hulk Ice Cream" but we do have them Spider man ones. Then she goes and points at the little spider man ice cream pic on the side of her truck.
And im like wTF!!!! I dont want the gay ass Spider Man one. How's the spiderman one like the Hulk one bitch.
And shes like they both have "bubble gum eyes".
And i ing start laughing. Bwhahahhaa.
i bought a ing Pimp Ass Push Up Flinstones Ice Cream in the end.
True Story. The End
wTFFkthnxbye |
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| Temperate |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunsnail
owned! |
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| Subey |
| the demographic of my neighbourhood does not have the correct density of inhabitants neccesary to adequately support a mobile frozen dessert dispensary :( |
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| Boomer187 |
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyumm |
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| kadomony |
great story. action, conflict, resolution.
i love how you described the push-up as "pimp ass"
would read again.
A++++++++ |
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| DjConfessions |
| i deduce she was black |
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| RapidFire |
| so did you hit it? |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyumm |
Funniest one-word post I've seen in forever.
p.s. - ozone isotope is EXPENSE! :eek: HAX! |
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| TweeK |
| quote: | Originally posted by kadomony
great story. action, conflict, resolution.
i love how you described the push-up as "pimp ass"
would read again.
A++++++++ |
:D
| quote: | Originally posted by DjConfessions
i deduce she was black |
No she was asian. :tongue2
| quote: | Originally posted by RapidFire
so did you hit it? |
No but i soooooo wanted to. |
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| RapidFire |
next time show her your popsicle |
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