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That {b.s.e}'s "famous last words" thread reminded me about these
Last words of...
... Plane Crew: "That bulb started to blink - Oh! Hell with it!"
... painter: "Sure, the scaffolding will sustain! "
... Astronaut: "No, everything is OK! I've got air for 15 minutes. "
... Nuclear scientist: " Critical mass - not critical days, we'll fix it... "
... Run-away prisoner: "And now we have fixed the cord well"
... Driver: "If that moron won't switch to short-range headlight, I won't aswell! "
... Drunk driver: "ing lamp-post! Will it turn off the road??! "
... Car mechanic: "Lower the platform...slightly... "
... Excavator operator: " What's that cylinder we scratched? Let's take a... "
... Driver's wife: "Outstrip it! There's nothing on the right! "
... Biologist: " This snake is known. It's poison is not dangerous to a human. "
... Sapper: "Yeah! Definetly red! Cut red! "
... Bomber pilot over enemy territory: "Wow! Cool fireworks! "
... Pizza delivery man: "Cutty, cutty doggy... "
... Bunjie jumper: "Beautiful!!! "
... Chemist: "What if we will warm it slightly up? "
... Chemistry teacher: "Children! This experiment is completely safe! "
... Student - chemist: "Professor, believe me, it is really interesting reac... "
... Computer: "Are you sure?! [Y/N] "
... Roof-maker: "It's windy today..."
... Detective: " This case is simple: You are the murderer! "
... Diabetic: "That was sugar? "
... Wife: "My husband will get home only in the morning"
... Thief: "Come 'ere! Dobermann's chain too short for him to reach here. "
... Inventor: " So, now we shall begin the tests... "
... Auto instructor: "Good! Now, try on your own"
... Examiner in a driving school: " Park here, on quay! "
... Parachuter: "ING MOTH!!! "
... Platoon's commander: "There's noone in 10 kilometers radius.... "
... Butcher: "Hey, throw me that knife! "
... Chief pilot: "In a few minutes we will land in accordance with the time-table. "
... Pedestrian: "It's green! "
... Restaurant visitor: "I'll take jul'en with mushrooms. "
... Deputy: "... The gun also will be confiscated! "
... Cheetah hunter: "Hmm, it approaches rather quickly... "
... Recruit with battle grenade: "So, till when, did you say, I need to count up to? "
... Hero: " What help!? There's only three of them... "
... Owner of a snackbar: "You liked it? "
... Lorry driver: " These old bridges will stand for eternity! "
... Two lion tamers: "WHAT? I thought, YOU fed them!! "
... Cook of a factory restaurant: " is suspiciously silent in a lunch hall... "
... Night watchman: "Hey, who's there? "
... Motorist: " Tomorrow I shall drop in to check up the brakes... "
... Policeman: " Six shots, he has no bullets left... "
... Son of the president: "Daddy, what is this red button for? "
... Bicyclist: " So, this truck has to let me pass... "
... Racing-driver: "Interesting, has the mechanic nosed out, I'm sleeping with his wife? "
... Paparazzi: "It'll be a sensational photo! "
... Student: "I'll go to canteen! "
... Tarzan: "Who's that bitch, which ted on liana ! "
... Gatekeeper: "Only over my body... "
... Holiday-maker: "One to Miami, please! "
... Captain of a submarine: "We definetly need to air! "
Damn it! I spend ~hour translating it. Hope you'll like it :) |
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