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experience based advice only plz (pg. 2)
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| DigitalPhoenix |
wooooooooah horsey!
Single White Female movie comes to mind when I hear like this.
Y'all bitches outhea betta watch who y'all shack with! :wtf: |
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| colonelcrisp |
| a word from the wise.... never advertise for roomates in teh penny saver............. |
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| wizniz |
| quote: | Originally posted by colonelcrisp
we made beaver tails with that......ewwwwwww
the best was after i kicked him out i called his mom to come pick up his off my front porch and i made sure the dresser fell apart so she could accidently find his dirty 12 inch secret lol
she was like "WTF is that...." "well mam maybe you should ask your son" |
:stongue: pwnt |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by colonelcrisp
am i expected to remember every bloody detail from 3 years ago?
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if you made a statement from 3 years ago you will be allowed to review that statement before you are called to witness. youre not bound by that statement (ie if you remember anything else you may add to it). |
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| igottaknow |
question: what was he using the margarine for?
a) masturbation
b) sex with his gf
c) lubricate for dildo/
d) feed his dog
e) all of the above
f) other (plz explain)
question: did you use the margarine on your food? |
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| colonelcrisp |
| if i had to guess, id say e) |
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| astroboy |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
question: what was he using the margarine for?
a) masturbation
b) sex with his gf
c) lubricate for dildo/
d) feed his dog
e) all of the above
f) other (plz explain)
question: did you use the margarine on your food? |
g) sex with his dog
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| Uber Hypnotiq |
| Yeah he sounds like a crazy ****** just like the damn ghosts in my house |
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| DJ Shibby |
| quote: | Originally posted by dallastar
get this - the subpeona means that you are being forced to go to court - against your will and no you won't be covered for your travelling expences. Are you on law and order? hehehe anwyays, you g to court, and hope that you will get what you want in the end. the unfortunate part of ontario court system is that it simply takes fukkin forever to move anything along. The only reason I know that u won't be reimburshed financially is I just went throug this - fortunatly i live about 4 city blocks from city hall. make a week of it and have fun! I was a witness to this guy getting run over by a range rover, case was dismissed due to a clerical error in the police dept. anyways, as for the dildo sharing I am sorry and hope you are std free;) |
This is why you NEVER EVER tell pigs that you saw anything, even if you really did.
Use the politician approach.
"No officer, I don't recall seeing anything at all out of the ordinary." is an appropriate answer to anything they ask, EVER, until you have a lawyer in your presence. I don't care if you were the one in the range rover running that poor sob over.
It's, "No officer, I don't recall seeing anything at all out of the ordinary."
-- even though it is often very out of the ordinary to see the pigs actually show up at a crime scene or prevent a crime. :D |
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| idoru |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Shibby
This is why you NEVER EVER tell pigs that you saw anything, even if you really did. |
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| Omega_Blue |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
hey mark sorry my phone ran out of batteries.. anyways the story is that this guy had huge dildos that he would put in his anus.. and one time me and mark found the butter in the washroom and i asked mark.. "why is htere butter in the washroom?" and he was like "because my roomate likes to eat toast in the washroom"
so i was like o ok and we used the butter to make food |
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| colonelcrisp |
im glad everyone finds the humor in my traumatic situation....... that was life altering....
ill never eat margarine again, not even i can't belive its not butter |
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