Originally posted by TigerClaw
I found this really cool video from Youtube.
nice graphics but the robot's walking movements are pretty rigid and unnatural looking. Poor animation.
TigerClaw
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Originally posted by StanVoid
nice graphics but the robot's walking movements are pretty rigid and unnatural looking. Poor animation.
Theres a bunch of videos like this, Many were car comercials.
DjConfessions
maybe u guys wanted to see a live action transformers spy spot
Yan
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Originally posted by DJ RJT
LOL! I've never even seen that movie, but when it came out, I was a freshman in HS and I just remember being in this upper level math class with a bunch of Junior and Senior girls who would compete over how many times they'd seen it and then get all emo about it together... This went on for my entire Freshman year...
Holy frijoles. That sounds EXACTLY like it was for me. Except I was a 7th or 8th grader. Those days were TEH GAY.
eROs.au
i hope the new optimus prime looks like this...
TigerClaw
Check this out, Video game Designer Cliffy B, Who developed Unreal Tournament and the soon to be release Gears Of War has written an open letter to Michael Bay regarding the Transformers movie on his site.
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2006-07-12 | an open letter to michael bay
Now that I’ve wrapped up my day of trying to get this darned game done, allow me to finally vent a little bit. Here’s a heartfelt love letter from yours truly to a certain film director…
Dear Michael Bay,
Hey there! I’ve been a long time admirer of your testosterone fueled ten ton testicle spectacles ever since I was a wee lad. I feel like we’ve been running from explosions for years now, hand in hand, jumping out of the window in slow motion at the last possible second. Ah, the memories.
I liked The Island; I was one of the thirteen people in the US who went to the theater to see it. I can appreciate what you were trying to do post Bruckheimer. Do “smart explosions;” see, it’s an action movie with Beautiful People but it’s got a *message.* (Well, I could watch Scarlett read the phone book, so my feelings are a bit cloudy.)
Michael, you need to understand that you’re dealing with an entire generation of 18-35 year old males who were raised on the concept of Badass Transforming Robots. It’s beyond a fad or some Harry Potter . This is in our DNA. It is in our blood. Our hearts race whenever we hear that “WWWOOOWWWW WWOWWWWW WRROWW” of a robot turning into a ing CAR.
AND BACK!
So, today during my lunch break I happened to notice that there was numerous Transformers buzz hitting my in-box. Allegedly leaked shots of Optimus Prime in truck form.
Now, let me start by saying I’ve seen the Bumblebee ones. I understand that an effeminate Volkswagen bug just won’t translate to screen. Hey, you’ve got to change some stuff when you’re going live action, we all can’t be wearing Yellow Spandex now can we?
I can even appreciate the game that the studio is playing with “leaking” the shots and then “taking them back.” “We’ll put a shot out and then take it back and get them all hot and bothered!” (Some call it viral marketing. I call it a cocktease.)
This is Optimus Prime we’re talking about. He isn’t just the father figure to the entire Autobot community, he’s the daddy to an entire generation of men. When Ironhide was too bitchy to get done or Perceptor was off sucking cylinder behind the Ark who do you think stepped up and showed everyone how it was done?
Optimus Mothering Prime.
So allow me to express my concern when I see my childhood hero “re-envisioned” as the ing truck from the Full Throttle Energy Drink commercial. (How much did Coke pay for that one?)
Disclaimer: Yes, I know it was based off of some later lame design that Hasbro released when they were going all plastic and ty post Beast Wars. (It still eats a huge bowl of dicks.)
So if this is, in fact, the final design that was decided upon for our ultimate hero I have to just ask one small favor…
Please, while you’re raping my childhood in the ass, please use a little bit of lube. I’m not even asking for that silky KY sprayable window cleaner . I’m asking for maybe take a second away from burying my childhood’s face in the burlap pillow on the floor of the dusty barn to maybe hock up a tiny little glob of phlegm and adhere it to the tip of your baby raping schlong.
Also, since we’re on this subject, while you’re pounding away and the jets are flying overhead and explosions are going off try to not go too deep. I really don’t need my childhood having a colostomy bag attached as it tries to overcome its emotional scars.
I’m fragile, Michael. I’m terrified to go online or check my email. I have a feeling that tomorrow I’ll wake up and I’ll see Soundwave as a ing Ipod or Prowl as a Segway. I’ll then peek back into the barn and find out that you’ve moved on from my childhood’s freshly shredded anus to the newly opened colostomy bag hole.
And that would be wrong.
So please, Michael, don’t this up. Because you’re dealing with a very sensitive generation of fanboys. Put the kid gloves on.
And at least have the decency to give us a warning before you donkey punch our childhood in the back of the head.
Sincerely,
Cliff Bleszinski
DarkAngel
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Originally posted by TigerClaw
Check this out, Video game Designer Cliffy B, Who developed Unreal Tournament and the soon to be release Gears Of War has written an open letter to Michael Bay regarding the Transformers movie on his site.
CORe summary please. Too in' long.
MLB
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Originally posted by DarkAngel CORe summary please. Too in' long.
optimus prime doesnt look like optimus in the leaked pic, change him to the orginal or else...zidane:wtf:
Xenocreator_PG_
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Originally posted by TigerClaw
Check this out, Video game Designer Cliffy B, Who developed Unreal Tournament and the soon to be release Gears Of War has written an open letter to Michael Bay regarding the Transformers movie on his site.
HAHAHA CLASSIC! :stongue:
DarkAngel
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Originally posted by MLB
optimus prime doesnt look like optimus in the leaked pic, change him to the orginal or else...zidane:wtf:
