| Subey |
First I saved the worms from drowning...
Second I solved women...
Third I had a genius idea about preventing rape...
all that was left was World Peace.
So I secluded myself in a bunker in Saskatewan deep under the canadian shield with General Johnson Jameson and together we solved world peace.
First we identified the problem - World Peace is equivalent to asking a monkey to solve a Rubik's cube. By that I mean the monkey will never do it, but he'll feel he's close because he'll get one side done (while messing up another).
Once identified the solution was self-evident:
- To admit we can not attain world peace because monkey is to Rubik's cube as Human is to World Peace
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 we must become X. Where Cromagnon is to Human as Human is to X.
... The PIrates map was right all along... silly russians concentrating on Têtrisk. |
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