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Hand Sanitizer (pg. 2)
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| TweeK |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
and yea, i dont like jizz on me for that long either. it starts to dry up and get cold. and if it's in my belly button, i can't stand it. i have to get up and hop in the shower or wipe it off. but i'm nice enough to walk over to my boyfriend and wipe off his penis and stomach too while he lays there like this: :gsmile: |
:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: |
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| asfdz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
and yea, i dont like jizz on me for that long either. it starts to dry up and get cold. and if it's in my belly button, i can't stand it. i have to get up and hop in the shower or wipe it off. |
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| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
but i'm nice enough to walk over to my boyfriend and wipe off his penis and stomach too while he lays there like this: :gsmile: |
:stongue: I love seeing that smile. You know it was a job well done. |
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| kadomony |
yea thats why i never give that smile.
then, it's always better the next time :P
anway, the sanitizer must have at least 60% alcohol in it to be truly effective against 99.9% of germs. Purell is good. |
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| menid |
| 99.9%? 99.9%!? WHAT THE IS THAT?! WHAT IF THE EPOLA VIRUS CAME AND PULLED AN EMMIT SMITH AND IT IT MADE THE LAST .1% INTO YOUR END ZONE?? WHAT IF IT GOT PAST THE JOHNNY PUERELL? HUH? THATS .1% OF 100% PURE DEATH BABY. YOU WANT YOUR BRAINS TO TURN TO LIQUID AND SLOWLY OOZE OUT OF YOUR EARS? USE PUREELL! |
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| Temperate |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i always have that stuff handy. i need it for when i'm done pumping gas. |
lol, you have to pump your own gas. I chill in my car and let the attendant to do it for me. NJ FTW
:p
Menid, I believe you mean "Ebola". |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Temperate
lol, you have to pump your own gas. I chill in my car and let the attendant to do it for me. NJ FTW
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how much do you tip those guys? |
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| Temperate |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
how much do you tip those guys? |
It's not customary to tip the gas attendant, for some reason. :conf:
But I like to throw in a couple of dollars. One time I gave some guy a 10 dollar tip because he cleaned my windows. |
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| Boomer187 |
| this bum cleaned my window at a red light and I have him half my chicken sandwich. he should move to NJ. |
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| Slylee |
| yea i like it when bums try to at least earn the money. i hate when rich ppl in their benzes get all annoyed like, "get the off my car". :rolleyes: just give the guy a buck, jeez, he's trying to earn a living with what he's got. lol |
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| asfdz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Temperate
lol, you have to pump your own gas. I chill in my car and let the attendant to do it for me. NJ FTW
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ohmy get off your lazy ass and pump it
what a waste of $ to go to places with attendants |
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| keithos27 |
are gas pumps the only objects that the public touch and make them dirty? why do you freak out so much touching gas pumps? think about how many people touch gas pumps, then think about how many people touch a turn style, or a subway handrail, etc...
and i don't know the answer to the skeet question... just wash your hands with soap and water dude... and stop skeeting in your hand. ;) |
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| keithos27 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Azia
ohmy get off your lazy ass and pump it
what a waste of $ to go to places with attendants |
actually it's ILLEGAL to pump your own gas in NJ if i remember correctly... it's not a question of laziness |
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