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I hereby demand all world leaders a new change that will, once and for all, solve all problems of poverty, misery and lack of funds.
I want the world to create a new world currency, as the dollar is actually the American currency, and the Euro is not really a proper currency now, is it?
1. The name of this currency shall be "up". It will be divided by 100 units, named "points". After collecting a hundred points, you shall have "1 up".
2. Banks now shall be known as chequepoints, where they actually check how many points you have and write you a cheque, so you can save it later. The stock market will now be called "bonus stage".
3. Just so hippies shut up, re-incarnations will be known as "continues".
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