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K1459 Front Loading Washing Machine
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| I just bought a K1459 Front Loading Washing Machine and it has this sophisticated Fluffy Logic senses load size and will adjust the wash cycle accordingly, but during the quick wash option it is stopping on the 'shred-your-clothes' option. Does anyone know how many terra-flops I need to make this washing machine protect my clothes from alien wash cycle interference; the wash cycle from the 5th dimension? ...& as the door is now open & the foam has escaped, I ask you this: How do I control the ducks that are causing chaos, paddling around in the kitchen and ? |
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| Sunsnail |
| I believe K1459 comes in two teraflop models 5.5 and 6.5. If you got the 6.5 model you will have no problem with alien interference. OLN has several hunting shows that come on in the early morning. perhaps you could contact them and they will shoot your ducks for you |
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| kadomony |
| NEEDS MOAR JIGGAWATTS :whip: |
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| enferno |
i think you forgot to recharge your particle accelerator
you need to plug the end that has the blinking thermocator on it into the fuesed, tantalum chip capacitor-run waffle maker.
only leave it plugged in for .045 seconds though, as a one-micro second +/- variance will cause you to lose 10 microns of field diameter when you try to re-weld your particle accelerator's muffin-cored neuron erriadating bigmac.
good lukc, and don't forget to use a shielding gas! |
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | Originally posted by enferno
good lukc, and don't forget to use a shielding gas! |
haha i was just thinking that.
appropriate eye protection is also appropriate |
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| enferno |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunsnail
haha i was just thinking that.
appropriate eye protection is also appropriate |
no no, totally inapropriate
i would reccomend a condom and a spatula though |
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| kadomony |
why the spatula?
to flip the eggs that will invariably form? |
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | Originally posted by kadomony
why the spatula?
to flip the eggs that will invariably form? |
duck eggs amirite? |
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| enferno |
| quote: | Originally posted by kadomony
why the spatula?
to flip the eggs that will invariably form? |
that and to keep your ass-cheeks red with luster |
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